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  • Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on Sep 3, 10 at 4:19pm

    Ahhh, my roommate always told me I wasted my money on birth control. and that pulling out worked just fine. Her baby shower is tomorrow.

  • Submitted by jasboo on Sep 3, 10 at 11:17am

    that's like playing russian roulette with 5 of the 6 chambers full....

  • Submitted by redevilmuahah on Sep 3, 10 at 11:00am

    Really funny, but "pulling out" isn't exactly an effective contraceptive.

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      Submitted by Le_Todd on Sep 3, 10 at 2:29pm

      Neither is it an effective STI prevention method. http://whatIdesiredtosay.wordpress.com

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    Submitted by ilovewhores on Sep 3, 10 at 1:16pm

    well i hope u bought some plan b this morning

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    Submitted by BlackStarrLine on Sep 3, 10 at 11:07am

    Even though the 'pull & pray' method is not cool, this is a rare text that actually made me laugh out loud.

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    Submitted by glossylu on Sep 5, 10 at 2:46pm

    oh hell nah!!!\n\nyou rock opalquean

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    Submitted by niceman on Sep 3, 10 at 11:20am

    Fuck you for not making sure he had a condom BEFORE he thrust his dick inside of you. Fuck you for not taking b/c. Fuck you.

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      Submitted by opalquean on Sep 3, 10 at 6:02pm

      This is a stupid comment. A) The text doesn't state he was already in...how do we know this didn't take place upon her telling him to put on a condom? B) Not all women can take birth control, and only ignorant jerks who have no clue about the side effects of birth control denigrate women for not taking it.

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        Submitted by anonymous8906 on Sep 4, 10 at 7:26pm

        yeah whys everyone assuming this is post-sex when clearly it's beforehand? and youre right, no man (or person!) has the right to judge a person for NOT taking those little hormone bombs. its not for everyone and i wish i didnt need to. how long till they create a male b.c. pill?

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    Submitted by archer79 on Sep 3, 10 at 12:13pm

    High five during or after sex should equal a kick to the beanbags. How could you NOT tell he had no jimmycap on?

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    Submitted by Taipan on Sep 3, 10 at 10:52am

    Wow. Run away OP. And lovehendrixvodka I really hope you're not being serious.

  • Submitted by ryno24 on Sep 3, 10 at 11:18am

    She should have taken anal! That is a great form of birth control!

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    Submitted by LegalizeMe on Sep 3, 10 at 11:36am

    Only a dumb ass can't tell if a condom is on or not.

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    Submitted by asinnerlikeu on Sep 3, 10 at 7:01pm

    Dumb but high fives always make u feel better

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    Submitted by awfulawfulbunny on Sep 20, 10 at 11:57pm

    Bahahaha! Priceless.

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    Submitted by anonymousss on Sep 3, 10 at 9:06pm

    The pull out method is actually 94% effective...when done correctly. Just make sure not to do it while you're ovulating! Just sayin'...

  • Submitted by K66Aggression on Sep 3, 10 at 11:01am

    and you didnt high five him? you should be grateful he didnt just stay in, cum, then congratulate you on your new pregnancy

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    Submitted by BlumpkinTheKid on Sep 3, 10 at 8:08pm

    But it feels way better!

  • Submitted by NYSE on Sep 3, 10 at 11:28am

    It's cool, condoms are only for pregnancy prevention anyways, right? And only cum carries STD's. Women don't have any they can only get preggers and be slutsssss!!!!!

  • Submitted by NYSDMV on Sep 3, 10 at 10:47am

    First!

  • Submitted by lovehendrixvodka on Sep 3, 10 at 10:49am

    What kind of whore isn't on birth control?! Jeez

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      Submitted by opalquean on Sep 3, 10 at 6:05pm

      What kind of imbecile is so clearly ignorant about birth control and tries to express opinions on it anyway? Jeez