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  • 102 49
    Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Oct 21, 10 at 10:46am
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    The vibrating Harry Potter broom beat you to that. Go Nimbus 2000!

  • 61 55
    Submitted by queef on Oct 21, 10 at 11:33am
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    Why get a dildo when you can get something that vibrates? Waste of money..

  • 67 69
    Submitted by shitjustgotreal on Oct 21, 10 at 12:09pm
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    warning: may contain lead

  • 62 59
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Oct 21, 10 at 11:13am
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    just don't poke anyone in the eye with it....

  • 50 63
    Submitted by ThaBusiness on Oct 21, 10 at 11:37am
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    The reviews on Fisher-Price dildos are sucky, you get what you pay for.

    • 11 20
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 13, 12 at 8:39pm
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      That reminds me of Full Metal Jacket. "I want sucky!"

  • 51 66
    Submitted by dowsh on Oct 21, 10 at 10:49am
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    FISHER PRICE MY FIRST TIMBERLANDS!!

  • 48 61
    Submitted by said8ED on Oct 23, 10 at 12:08am
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    Caution: CHOKING HAZARD

  • 40 66
    Submitted by cazzo on Oct 21, 10 at 11:27am
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    Your first lifesaver more like it, now cram it up your ass like your boyfriends cock.

    • 43 48
      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Oct 21, 10 at 7:21pm
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      you say that like its a bad thing