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  • Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Oct 21, 10 at 10:46am

    The vibrating Harry Potter broom beat you to that. Go Nimbus 2000!

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    Submitted by queef on Oct 21, 10 at 11:33am

    Why get a dildo when you can get something that vibrates? Waste of money..

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    Submitted by shitjustgotreal on Oct 21, 10 at 12:09pm

    warning: may contain lead

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    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Oct 21, 10 at 11:13am

    just don't poke anyone in the eye with it....

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    Submitted by ThaBusiness on Oct 21, 10 at 11:37am

    The reviews on Fisher-Price dildos are sucky, you get what you pay for.

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 13, 12 at 8:39pm

      That reminds me of Full Metal Jacket. "I want sucky!"

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    Submitted by said8ED on Oct 23, 10 at 12:08am

    Caution: CHOKING HAZARD

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    Submitted by dowsh on Oct 21, 10 at 10:49am

    FISHER PRICE MY FIRST TIMBERLANDS!!

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    Submitted by cazzo on Oct 21, 10 at 11:27am

    Your first lifesaver more like it, now cram it up your ass like your boyfriends cock.

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      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Oct 21, 10 at 7:21pm

      you say that like its a bad thing