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(903): View more from Texas

He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.

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Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."

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(417): View more from Missouri

When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.

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I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.

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(313): View more from Michigan

I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.

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(903): View more from Texas

I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...

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(973): View more from New Jersey

when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"

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