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  • 110 66
    Submitted by Swish33n on Mar 31, 11 at 1:20pm
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    So you must also be ugly for bringing him home without seeing his dick first. Hopefully God has a way of saying sorry to you too.

  • 85 46
    Submitted by Irisheveryday on Mar 31, 11 at 1:27pm
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    A guy butter face. They exist.

  • 81 50
    Submitted by amonymous on Mar 31, 11 at 1:20pm
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    Wait until you taste it - gods way of saying sorry for my cooking.

  • 64 35
    Submitted by grapemist on Mar 31, 11 at 11:14pm
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    Kudos OP for not being shallow!

  • 63 38
    Submitted by Ace_O_Spades on Apr 1, 11 at 12:55am
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    And you're ass is his way of saying "sorry for lack of rack". Stop bein superficial lol

  • 61 42
    Submitted by Toby_Boner on Mar 31, 11 at 9:45pm
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    The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away

  • 62 48
    Submitted by Michguy on Mar 31, 11 at 8:00pm
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    But you did him anyways, face and all. So either you have low standards, or you can actually get past looks and deal with the person behind them.

  • 62 52
    Submitted by eatmeandlikeit on Mar 31, 11 at 5:57pm
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    Or he whipped it out before she took him home. Lol

  • 53 43
    Submitted by ATX4life on Apr 1, 11 at 4:25pm
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    Stop being superficial... That's what ugly people say.

  • 46 38
    Submitted by theJoker45 on Apr 1, 11 at 3:26pm
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    So what's your excuse?

  • 52 51
    Submitted by niceman on Apr 1, 11 at 8:02am
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    I like this girl. She keeps it real

  • 44 44
    Submitted by digthis1 on Apr 1, 11 at 12:53pm
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    don't sound like an apology from god, but more along the lines of a joke.....

  • 42 53
    Submitted by theJoker45 on Apr 3, 11 at 10:33pm
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    And your mouth is gods way of telling him "sorry bout your face dude".

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Masturch33f on Mar 31, 11 at 3:31pm
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    so lets all jump liek cats in h33t and check my awesome cartoon meat its technodicks

    • 44 50
      Submitted by Masturch33f on Mar 31, 11 at 3:32pm
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      techno techno techno techno technodicks. its technodicks