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  • Submitted by jshimia on Mar 31, 11 at 1:39pm

    im from new york too. next time u get a pizza well eat it together. u topless, me bottomless. deal?

  • Submitted by CheckOne on Mar 31, 11 at 1:19pm

    We have to consider the options here. Maybe it was a small pizza, you know, meant for women and children.

  • Submitted by Hangledangleluv on Mar 31, 11 at 7:28pm

    lets be real, a fat girl would not admit to naked consumption of a full pizza. Come on now

  • Submitted by xanaduu on Mar 31, 11 at 8:08pm

    You can be skinny and still be able to eat a lot.

  • Submitted by Unspoken on Mar 31, 11 at 2:20pm

    I fail to see the issue.

  • Submitted by amonymous on Mar 31, 11 at 1:09pm

    Beyond-winning

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    Submitted by SchoolBusFire on Apr 1, 11 at 7:20am

    Who likes a pizza with no toppings? Come on people, we all know how to use commas.

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    Submitted by machjhimes on Mar 31, 11 at 10:50pm

    You know what te funny part is? Not one person considered that this was a guy

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      Submitted by iowawashington on Apr 1, 11 at 9:12am

      because guys are never topless. They just aren't wearing shirts.

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    Submitted by Sydefx on Apr 1, 11 at 5:01pm

    WINNING. NY STAND UP! A girl that will sit home topless and devour a pizza is a goddess in my book. A real man can appreciate things like this. \n\nI'd hit it.

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    Submitted by bestponyever on Mar 31, 11 at 7:56pm

    Gotta agree, a real fat chick would never, ever cop to getting naked

  • Submitted by mimo14 on Mar 31, 11 at 2:49pm

    With habits like this your "singleness" will likely continue.

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    Submitted by Hangledangleluv on Apr 1, 11 at 2:40am

    Not winning! This comment is just stupid. Also, sucking more cock does not make you less single, just makes you more of a whore.

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    Submitted by twocups on Mar 31, 11 at 9:24pm

    This sounds awesome to me, and I'm not single. In fact, my boyfriend and I have eaten entire pizzas together, topless.

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      Submitted by MontanaWildhack on Apr 1, 11 at 12:34am

      My second favorite way to spend a Sunday afternoon in bed with my man :)

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    Submitted by squibkick on Mar 31, 11 at 11:25pm

    Eating a pizza in bed?!!!!! Slob.

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    Submitted by lemmehollaatcha on Mar 31, 11 at 11:30pm

    marry me!

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    Submitted by andthelion on Apr 2, 11 at 2:49am

    I weigh 102 and this sounds like my Thursday night routine, minus the candy.

  • Submitted by Swish33n on Mar 31, 11 at 1:11pm

    Not winning, clearly a fat chick. Put down the pizza, drink a smoothie and put a dick in your mouth to lower your level of singleness.

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      Submitted by twocups on Mar 31, 11 at 9:26pm

      Not winning, clearly a douchebag. Put down the computer, take your hand off of your dick, and take a shower to lower your level of singleness.

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      Submitted by Hangledangleluv on Apr 1, 11 at 2:42am

      Not winning! This comment is just stupid. Also, sucking more cock does not make a person less single, just more of a whore.

  • Submitted by bignasty69 on Mar 31, 11 at 4:15pm

    Fatass! You probably have pepperoni stuck in your rolls...put a shirt on you lardass.

  • Submitted by lanksy on Apr 1, 11 at 8:45am

    U ate a whole wheel of cheese?

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    Submitted by SovietMotherland on Apr 1, 11 at 8:29pm

    @lanksy: I'm not even upset, that's amazing

  • Submitted by Michguy on Mar 31, 11 at 5:45pm

    Read your own text, then re-evaluate your statement. Fatty.