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  • 51 30
    Submitted by bandkid27 on Apr 20, 11 at 7:46pm
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    She must really like the kid's fingering technique!

  • 41 25
    Submitted by Irisheveryday on Apr 21, 11 at 3:04am
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    Lisa Simpson cockblocked you?

  • 43 41
    Submitted by Joey_V on Apr 20, 11 at 1:31pm
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    This girl prefers circumcision?

  • 34 26
    Submitted by stephcyanide on Apr 20, 11 at 10:53pm
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    saxophone*\ndouche

  • 39 39
    Submitted by DerekB on Apr 20, 11 at 6:22pm
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    Why would a girl want to have sex with a guy who can't even spell saxophone? Life isn't fair.

  • 38 39
    Submitted by appleheart on Apr 21, 11 at 9:55am
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    Stop picking up chicks at bar mitzvahs?

  • 33 30
    Submitted by bellaconstrictor on Apr 20, 11 at 8:12pm
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    You clearly have no fucking game.

  • 32 38
    Submitted by projectcurtis on Apr 22, 11 at 2:07am
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    Because you touch yourself at night.

  • 34 48
    Submitted by bensanders on Apr 20, 11 at 1:25pm
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    Real men will fuck to the beat of any given song and give said cockblocker a reason to be jealous.

  • 32 51
    Submitted by EMTPirate on Apr 20, 11 at 6:19pm
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    Kill yourself