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  • 166 45
    Submitted by porksword on Jun 14, 11 at 1:11pm
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    Finish in the backdoor and name it Houdini.

  • 118 39
    Submitted by jayyw5 on Jun 14, 11 at 4:39pm
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    Or maybe she obviously wanted nothing to do with his cock. Food for thought.

    • 22 33
      Submitted by TheWelcomeRain on Jun 14, 11 at 6:31pm
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      Or maybe she wants kids. Food for babbling.

    • 20 29
      Submitted by Kevin201 on Jun 15, 11 at 5:55pm
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      then why was she naked with him in the first place?

  • 111 38
    Submitted by haliganbar on Jun 14, 11 at 9:38pm
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    Best. Birth control. Ever.

  • 97 54
    Submitted by lwarnos on Jun 14, 11 at 11:23am
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    So let me get this straight: you cockblocked yourself. Wow.

  • 70 47
    Submitted by Michguy on Jun 14, 11 at 11:43am
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    Backdoor comment was a great one.

  • 55 32
    Submitted by lbar1291 on Jun 14, 11 at 11:59am
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    Oh my god. Win.

  • 51 26
    Submitted by therealtruth on Jun 15, 11 at 12:02am
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    Well shall name him plan b.

  • 52 31
    Submitted by ryan13 on Jun 14, 11 at 2:25pm
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    I wouldv said bj

  • 38 38
    Submitted by SomebodySomeone on Jun 14, 11 at 7:35pm
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    I would've started naming names... I don't let others win in those mind games.

  • 69 103
    Submitted by yfz501 on Jun 14, 11 at 11:19am
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    That is a damn dirty trick. He should've said "I don't care you're raising it alone, and I'm running out of names for my love children" and seen how she liked a taste of her own medicine.

    • 33 32
      Submitted by yfz501 on Jun 14, 11 at 11:21am
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      or said no worries and stuck it in the back door...that would've been good too

  • 25 29
    Submitted by diabetis on Jun 15, 11 at 12:53am
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    Bj.... I like it. Has sort of a ring to it

  • 29 38
    Submitted by ohdamnhell on Jun 14, 11 at 10:20pm
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    he's a quitter. probably would have lost after he said sam anyway

  • 30 41
    Submitted by nunubeest on Jun 15, 11 at 4:11am
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    get a vasectomy.. then you get to yell ITS BABY TIME!! as you finish with your one nighter..extra lulz if she trys to say shes preg

  • 28 45
    Submitted by UnluckyOne on Jun 14, 11 at 9:13pm
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    That's a surefire way to get em to stop

  • 15 27
    Submitted by RandomMagician on Oct 6, 11 at 2:29pm
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    what Ho bag

  • 21 45
    Submitted by colan08 on Jun 14, 11 at 2:10pm
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    Should have just said any name...hmmm

  • 21 46
    Submitted by mjc1990 on Jun 15, 11 at 1:03am
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    U need help.

  • 17 51
    Submitted by whcwtexan on Jun 14, 11 at 9:29pm
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    I think this is my ex!