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(253): View more from Washington

Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?

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(740): View more from Ohio

He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.

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(308): View more from Nebraska

You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.

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(416): View more from Toronto

He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ

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(303): View more from Colorado

she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone

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(310): View more from California

Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight

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(310): View more from California

I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.

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