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  • Submitted by ladyhel on Dec 21, 10 at 2:56pm

    She s a keeper.....

  • Submitted by majorpayne89 on Dec 21, 10 at 3:04pm

    There isnt a friend in the world that shouldn't suppirt this...

  • Submitted by dadx2 on Dec 21, 10 at 4:54pm

    Sounds like his mom needs to back the f**k off.

  • Submitted by nwa_fdurmom on Dec 21, 10 at 3:14pm

    marry her

  • Submitted by KissMeImIrishxx on Dec 21, 10 at 3:09pm

    If she's as amazing as you say, then he probably just wants you to break it off so he can get with her!

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      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 21, 10 at 6:03pm

      plausible

      • 56 69
        Submitted by eyeA on Dec 22, 10 at 11:24am

        kind of makes sense..

  • Submitted by ironman7338 on Dec 21, 10 at 8:10pm

    Before reading this i never understood how my single, average looking female friends would go from single to engaged in 6 months. Now the world makes sense again.

  • Submitted by bandkid27 on Dec 21, 10 at 3:12pm

    Your friend is just jealous of her awesomeness.

  • Submitted by frizzle on Dec 21, 10 at 5:35pm

    Am I the only one who can spot a clinger on the first fuck or what?!

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      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 22, 10 at 2:17pm

      looks like a trap, doesn't it?

  • Submitted by wyldebrat on Dec 21, 10 at 4:52pm

    Run an' tell dat, homeboy. Lmao

  • Submitted by said8ED on Dec 21, 10 at 5:45pm

    How early do you get up to manage three times in a morning? Are you just really quick, or what?

  • Submitted by cupot on Dec 21, 10 at 4:05pm

    She could be a stage 5 clinger

  • Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Dec 21, 10 at 10:13pm

    Well done 512, you just outlined a guy's core desires: sex, food, and someone to take care of him. Our egos can make us pound our chest all we want, but it boils down to what your lady is giving you.

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 21, 10 at 10:48pm

    You'd be surprised how many guys cock-block their buddies just to keep blowing an bar hopping nights going.

  • Submitted by bluntfudge on Dec 21, 10 at 7:35pm

    I'm pretty sure he found "the one"

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    Submitted by LoP on Dec 22, 10 at 2:44pm

    If she's still behaving this way in the next six months, you may very well have found your wife, my friend.

  • Submitted by buddhaman99 on Dec 21, 10 at 3:42pm

    I'm jeleous! .... just wait until the "new car" smell wears off & you're left with the payment book! Been there bro.

  • 94 86
    Submitted by soberALCOHOLIC9 on Dec 22, 10 at 12:44am

    Jealous bitch

  • 98 95
    Submitted by Panther82 on Dec 21, 10 at 11:48pm

    Austin, Texas is where it's at!!(:

  • Submitted by dudeimshawn on Dec 21, 10 at 3:35pm

    well, so much for bros before hoes

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    Submitted by SGT11B on Dec 21, 10 at 8:55pm

    Could not stop cracking up\nGood pick man

  • 82 74
    Submitted by mnworm on Dec 22, 10 at 6:27am

    Score!!!!!!!

  • 92 95
    Submitted by parsons41286 on Dec 22, 10 at 7:50am

    Just be careful, remember: Bros before hos. There's a reason, and it's that we're usually blind to the negatives and your friends have your back. Walk with caution.

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    Submitted by dumsumbitch on Dec 24, 10 at 7:27pm

    Marry her my friend. You hit the lottery.

  • Submitted by loslocos on Dec 21, 10 at 3:25pm

    this sounds nice but she must be annoying as fuck if his friend has problems with her.

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    Submitted by TBONEa on Dec 21, 10 at 8:22pm

    stay with her even if the sex is bad

  • Submitted by CannonPop on Dec 23, 10 at 9:08pm

    Sounds like your average stage five clinger, boys. Also, sexism at its finest.

  • 76 81
    Submitted by mallorrry on Dec 23, 10 at 12:13am

    wassssssup austin

  • 79 89
    Submitted by rmr20 on Dec 22, 10 at 4:06am

    best marry that women

  • 75 84
    Submitted by heyybabay on Jan 4, 11 at 8:19pm

    hahaha people think shes clingy ? shes obviously just a good girlfriend, if she was clingy she would be annoying her boyfriend by freaking out about little dumb things and never wanting to leave him alone, not trying to make him happy as possible which she clearly is

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    Submitted by kjlfhgj5ry on Dec 27, 10 at 10:51pm

    Hell ya

  • 69 79
    Submitted by Smartastic on Dec 22, 10 at 10:06am

    This just tells me you nut quickly and fucking her once doesn't satisfy her.

  • 69 80
    Submitted by DannyD021 on Dec 26, 10 at 7:09pm

    Marry her!

  • 67 83
    Submitted by jesters744 on Dec 27, 10 at 9:55pm

    Nice

  • 72 99
    Submitted by hooty88 on Dec 21, 10 at 4:16pm

    FACT!! LOL

  • Submitted by ShankedGolfer on Dec 21, 10 at 7:57pm

    Must cum really, really fast! One of those "don't look at it or I'll cum" kinda guys.

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    Submitted by xezer0 on Jan 20, 11 at 2:22am

    Hahaha

  • 62 90
    Submitted by nevermore85 on Dec 28, 10 at 6:24pm

    Ha! And it's from my area code. Keepin' it real, folks!

  • 52 82
    Submitted by madjax360 on Dec 26, 10 at 10:11am

    That is till you find that she put something on here about u

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    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 20, 12 at 11:32am

    She could be a bipolar chick trying to preemptively make up for the shit she's going to put him through for the rest of their lives?

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    Submitted by MJCity on Dec 2, 11 at 1:19pm

    just don't take advantage. that's why most girls don't do that.

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    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 31, 13 at 9:47pm

    She could be a bipolar chick trying to preemptively make up for the shit she's going to put him through for the rest of their lives?

  • Submitted by Misssbarry on Dec 21, 10 at 3:05pm

    nice. long as she keep giving it up keep her around until you find something better then kick her the curve

    • 81 68
      Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Dec 21, 10 at 4:08pm

      "Curb," dumbass.

    • 70 82
      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 21, 10 at 5:42pm

      nobody deserves getting kicked to the curb