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  • Submitted by TubeSounding on Jan 29, 11 at 10:23am

    How'd the TSA cavity search go?

  • Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Jan 29, 11 at 10:26am

    That is my favorite town to take my gf! This guy gets credit for his honesty and his balls for doing it...classic!

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    Submitted by poop12 on Jan 29, 11 at 10:22am

    Hahahahah gotta love the creativity

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    Submitted by steeldude on Jan 29, 11 at 3:24pm

    please stop reading this web site English majors. but he really should of given her a ticket on the a train to o town, that's what i'd do.

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      Submitted by Nightshade on Jan 29, 11 at 10:51pm

      I get really tired of seeing all the grammar and spelling corrections as well. No one gives a fuck on TFLN. Do they think the OP comes in, looks at the comments and says, "Oh shit! I didn't make sure I'd get an A if I were graded for this!"

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 29, 11 at 12:46pm

    Then she was pounded with his ball of steel. Well played my friend.

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    Submitted by krazywhiterich on Jan 29, 11 at 11:28am

    Any carry on luggage for ur trip? lol

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    Submitted by TheWelcomeRain on Jan 31, 11 at 9:53am

    Forget all your worries, forget all your troubles -- go Pound Town!

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    Submitted by hsm531 on Jan 31, 11 at 1:55am

    BRO KING

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    Submitted by funnygal09 on Jan 30, 11 at 3:20am

    sounds like a good present to me

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    Submitted by Le_Bag on Jan 31, 11 at 1:57am

    give that man a medal

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    Submitted by mixn on Jan 30, 11 at 2:08am

    that's actually pretty sweet of him... instead of dragging you by the hair back to his cave to continue the human species.

  • Submitted by HeLikesFeet on Jan 29, 11 at 11:33am

    Using AND spelling "literally" wrong? Come on now.

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      Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 29, 11 at 11:49am

      Spelling was wrong; usage was correct.

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        Submitted by TubeSounding on Jan 29, 11 at 11:54am

        Usage was debatable, but I'd vote incorrect. It wasn't an actual plane ticket. Probably best to not use any word at all in this context. "He just gave me..." works fine.

        • Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 29, 11 at 12:18pm

          I read the OP to mean that the guy used Photoshop to create a fake boarding pass to Pound Town, printed it out and handed it to her. In that case it's correct to say that he "literally" gave her a one way ticket to Pound Town. It would have been incorrect if he simply had fucked her senseless and the following morning she'd said, "Wow, BF literally gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town last night." "Figuratively" would have been correct in that instance.

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      Submitted by MeOlly on Jan 30, 11 at 9:39am

      who cares?!

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    Submitted by lovemypep on Jan 29, 11 at 11:47am

    Who cares!? Unless his pound town isn't the best...

  • Submitted by ttesroD on Jan 29, 11 at 7:33pm

    It's not fake if you board the fun train.

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      Submitted by ttesroD on Jan 30, 11 at 1:41am

      And if nobody knows what I'm talking about, YouTube "Prostitute Mickey" before you decide to thumbs down me.