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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.

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(847): View more from Illinois

there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check

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(917): View more from New York City

was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?

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(360): View more from Washington

She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.

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(770): View more from Georgia

i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.

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(954): View more from Florida

you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.

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(845): View more from New York

No more Irish car bombs ever.

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(956): View more from Texas

You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.

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