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  • 98 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 2:13am

    atta girl!! I wanna meet this guy when ur done with him

  • 94 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 2:13am

    >implying you could ever find a man to want babies with you

  • 95 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 5:52am

    I once fucked a girl so hard that she had children in the future to text about.

  • 87 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 2:17am

    U really want his number? Let me know.

  • 82 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 2:55am

    Yeah what was his number

  • 74 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:32pm

    Nicccccccccccce

  • 71 70
    Submitted by enginesgovroom on Feb 22, 10 at 5:34pm

    For shits and giggles, I hope the speaker is male.

  • 78 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 2:50am

    Fuck you and your racist mess 12:17

  • 73 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 4:00pm

    I bet that about 80% of the TFLN readers are 15 year old virgins, who never actually experienced sex. That's why every post about sex and masturbation get a lot of thumbs up.

    • 79 95
      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 23, 10 at 12:10am

      Or maybe we just like sex and masturbation.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 6:53am

    Ur a fucking liar

  • 68 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 9:05pm

    What if ur future children got pregnant if one of them was a girl? Is that illegal?

  • 80 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 12:22pm

    Slut

  • 77 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 3:30pm

    It smells like supdog in there

  • 73 81
    Submitted by canonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 9:33am

    the line is so old my ancestor's children got impressed!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 7:14am

    His number is (insert my number here). Call him and he'll tear your vagina a new vagina.

  • 69 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:19am

    Omg that's awesome

  • 75 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 6:47am

    LOUISVILE!!!!!!

  • 72 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 4:39am

    Ur great grandma felt it to

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 3:23am

    Gigidy gigidy alllllllll riiight

  • 74 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 2:07am

    Nice

  • 73 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 4:14pm

    4:00 i bet youre one of those 15 yr old virgins

  • 72 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 2:03am

    First

  • 66 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 9:50pm

    What the fuck?

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:25pm

    Rough sex = <3 I can't get enough.

  • Submitted by drrrc on Feb 22, 10 at 2:14am

    i've had those...ahhhh good times

  • 65 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 10:07pm

    I can do that!

  • 72 98
    Submitted by drunkchick26 on Feb 22, 10 at 4:58pm

    Niiice!

  • 69 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 12:24am

    Whore!!!!

  • 63 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:08am

    Never have I once said "she fucked me so hard my "any type of relative" felt it. Impossible for guys. But most of us have said " her pussy was so tight that I think my dick has a permanent curvature now."

  • 67 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 4:14am

    Very nice

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 2:10am

    Whore

  • 67 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 9:12am

    Sounds like me on my evening cocktail of: Lortab 10mg, medium sized Redbull and half a Viagra.

  • 59 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:16pm

    I love this

  • 48 60
    Submitted by dante411 on May 15, 11 at 7:29pm

    I'd do ya one better ;)

  • 65 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 2:59am

    GET SOME!

  • Submitted by zinger on Feb 22, 10 at 4:55pm

    Congrats on having twins.

  • 59 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 10:58am

    this is so old. go fuck a donkey.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 3:44pm

    White power

  • 51 85
    Submitted by shhhhhyourdrunk on Apr 12, 10 at 7:20pm

    Story of my life.

  • 53 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 2:57pm

    Reppin the ville !