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  I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...

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• This sounds like an exuse text from one of the idiot bfs of the girls on 16 and pregnant....

  Submitted by mollie711 on Mar 10, 10 at 4:05pm

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• Handcuffs?

  Submitted by funnyguy237 on Mar 11, 10 at 1:18am

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• DucT tape, are you fucking four years old!? Even I knew it wasn't called "duck tape" when I was.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 10, 10 at 5:50pm

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  • have you ever considered in your miserable humorless life that its funnier to spell it "duck"?

    Submitted by anonimouse on Mar 10, 10 at 7:10pm

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    • yeah, spelling it with a K is so damn hilarious.

      Submitted by Obviously on Mar 10, 10 at 9:05pm

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• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2q_Gr7-mJs

  Submitted by slashtheband on Mar 10, 10 at 7:11pm

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• Naturally...

  Submitted by donkeydong on Mar 10, 10 at 2:33pm

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• First first first first!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 10, 10 at 11:32am

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• 519!!!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 10:21am

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• So "anonimouse"... there is a brand of duct tape called duck tape so don't judge. you're just being ugly to be ugly. BTW I'm going to have to steal this idea thanks :)

  Submitted by badinfluenceftw on Mar 10, 10 at 10:27pm

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• Whaaaa???? Nvm. LMFAO

  Submitted by BBCowboy808 on Mar 10, 10 at 1:40pm

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• lol my area code

  Submitted by green_eyedcutie on Mar 10, 10 at 12:40pm

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• Duct tape*

  Submitted by MaliciousM on Mar 10, 10 at 4:54pm

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• In soviet Canada, keys tape YOU to ceiling! ...and then apologize and by you a poutine!

  Submitted by greenbumho on Mar 10, 10 at 11:19am

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• fail anonymous :P

  Submitted by ThatGirlNextDoor on Mar 10, 10 at 12:57pm

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