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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:44pm

    11:43 sure you can get laid, but what sober guy wants an STD infested whore..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:57pm

    A HUGE FAH-Q to the little 16 year old sluttin it up! Girls like you are spreading filthy STD's, getting pregnant and having innocent babies that you abuse and neglect! Makes me SICK!!! Build some confidence and keep your stink puss to yourself!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:33pm

    In Soviet Russia penis sucks you!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:08pm

    I think I just threw up in my mouth a little...and my breath probably still smells better than OP's!

  • 97 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:03pm

    Careful... you are what you eat

  • 93 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:59pm

    @11:43 lmao there is no way in hell a skantastic little 16 year old could steal my fiancee.. I would however like to see you TRY. would you like my address? LMAO go suck some randoms dick, I'm sure you are SO used to that!

  • 97 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:07pm

    Got room for one more?

  • 84 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:30am

    2:29 butch? You lose at life..

  • 99 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:31pm

    ya you go girl... right to the doctor cuz ya probably got the herps!

  • 84 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:46am

    dear old man pretending to be 15 yr old girl..what's up

  • 82 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:24am

    2:24 I'm one of them! :/

  • 80 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:15am

    First 1:12am sorrryyyy my boyfriend doesn't like filthy little 16 year old cum dumpsters :( but you're desperate I'm sure you'll find something to screw

  • 85 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:53am

    ugh, im wacking off right now 1:52. yeaaaaaa

  • 91 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:16am

    I am ashamed to be a female from NC right now. Stupid sluts like the op give us a bad name. And to the skanktastic 16 year old, grow the fuck up. And FYI condoms are never 100% effective. Enjoy bein on 16 and Pregnant with your ghonnahepecyphillaids.

  • 76 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:27am

    That's just sick whore much

  • 82 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:02am

    You men are nasty asses one day some loser like you is gonna talk that way to your daughter the way you are to this slut. 16 year old please not everyone is jealous of you. I'd much rather be a grown self respecting woman that a dirty slug teenager. But enjoy your pussy is all you have to offer so enjoy it while you can.

  • 82 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:14am

    See there he is.... The 30yr old sleez ball with a rotten mind towards 16 yr olds!!! Would love to put a bullet in his dick!

  • 78 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:42am

    ive been to disneyland and disney world each twice..I don't see why anyone would go 26 times. Maybe it's just me

  • 80 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:34am

    Hahaha stay classy nc

  • 82 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:24am

    Why can't I post the quote from full metal jacket about texans

  • 74 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:52am

    1:51 fuckin no surprise there. Get a LIFE will you?? You probably wacked off to this thread..sick fuck

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:09pm

    wow, this website is just a slut palace.. 90% of the texts are from sluts who got too drunk and fucked and sucked some guy(s). Way to make your momma and the rest of the trailer park proud!

  • 77 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 6:14am

    Where is 919. I'm on the way.

  • 83 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:11am

    You are awful she is a child. They both are.

  • 76 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:03am

    hey sixteen year old. you're popular because you developed early and started putting out when you were 12. But now you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So, you pick on people to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body's used up by age 19, you're going to be a worn-out, chalky-skinned burlap sack that even your step-dad won't want. How's that? Am I in the ballpark?

  • 87 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:21am

    I think I'm more sickened by the 30 yr old fuckhead tribg to pick up 16yr olds on TFLN... Pretty fuckin nasty

  • 85 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:20am

    okay first of all.. just because she sucks a lot of dick doesn't mean a lot of guys dicks. i used to suck my boyfriends dick about twice a day. we were both virgins so no stds were spread so whoever said that can shut upp okayy(:

  • 79 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:32am

    That's hilarious.. Who cares what everyone else says it's ur life.

  • 81 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:26am

    I'M ITCHING MY BOOB RIGHT NOW

  • 82 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:24pm

    POWEERRRR TO THE SLUTS OF THE WORLLLDDD

  • 79 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:16pm

    OP is a cum guzzling gutter slut.

  • 76 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:54am

    east side..where you from?

  • 65 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:22am

    This is 1:14 I really think I am nice! But but but I I really don't believe you are a slut in reality... You just talk like a huge slut ya know for some attention... And not very pleasant attn. But anyways I think it's amusing so keep it up!!!! And no I'm not a 30 yr old man.... I'm a 20 yr old gal

  • 69 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:02am

    Shuttin shit down at da mawl

  • 83 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:46pm

    Wow 11:43 way to make yourself sound like a total ASS!!

  • 69 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:51pm

    I wish I could say the same!

  • 75 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:58am

    1:58 learn to read before you ask stupid questions, shithead

  • 87 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:14pm

    This is probably a dude, fyi

  • 72 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:03pm

    giving the 919 a great name....

  • 71 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:41am

    Well 2:40 you do that and let me know how that turns out for you

  • 72 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:53am

    12:48am shut up you stupid slutty rectal wart. Dumb fuckin whore, you should be burnt at the stake. You're probably looser than any 40 year old woman who's given birth several times over and they've probably named a few std's after you..disgusting pig

  • 78 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:11am

    The Text isn't attractive! It's a huge turnoff. And you are 16, no one takes you for anything but a whore.... And the only guys who would like you acting or talking like that are very gross sleez balls who are borderline level 3 sex offenders... So change your ways little girl!

  • 68 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:50am

    Oregon is a temperate rain forest I go in the woods and cut the best trees in the country everyday next to Alaska anyway.

  • 73 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:34am

    2:32 well that's a legit reason, fuck beisbol and pass that shit..

  • 77 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:25am

    2:22 you just typed 'beisbol', rectal wart.

  • 70 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:01am

    that was for the 16 year old. Dumb fuck.

  • 79 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:04pm

    makes me sad to be 919

  • 68 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:12pm

    Bitch is a slut is a tramp us a ho! Keep your herpes lips off my dick please.

  • 72 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:22am

    I think a dude sent this

  • 73 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:44am

    2:42 yup, just you. If you love something, even disney, you go crazy for it. Very understandable

  • 72 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:17am

    You better Ve that slut

  • 74 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:12am

    @12:11 She'll probably get raped and prego and then she'll understand. Until then I'd say it"s hopeless lol

  • 85 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:05am

    Ha I love how all the girls are hating on the 16 year old and the guys like her. Face it girls, at some point your husband is going to see a sexy 16 year old and want to fuck them. End of story. P. S. I'm a guy so I know this. And honey, don't go sleeping around with people just because you can.

  • 65 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:39am

    Who the FUCK would go to disney 26 times

  • 68 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:55pm

    I REALLY HOPE TO CATCH A PREADOTOR IS ON HERE TRACING THE POSTS FROM THE 30 AND 25 YR OLD GUYS AND ALL OF THEM ARE GOING TO LEAD PATHETICLONLEY LIVES AND DIE ALONE

  • 70 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:58am

    2:56 I'm thinkin henwas kidding... He wouldn't have said the fuck sheep otherwise

  • 70 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:28am

    Only steers an q......

  • 72 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:56am

    i bet your grandmas pussy is tighter than yours. Youre fuckin disgusting

  • 69 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:42am

    You know, that girl up there, grindin the fucking stage, that's somebody's daughter.

  • 70 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:38am

    haha this is my text I'm not a dude..and yeah, I don't see anything said about sucking multiple dicks. I suck a lot of dick, my boyfriends. and of course i swallow haha

  • 69 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:51am

    Ugh! What's the meaning of this text? Don't tell me this really happened? Did someone really crap a baloooooooga?

  • 68 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:50am

    You can sweat semen

  • 83 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:59am

    Ha ok whatever whoever beleives that Lorin is a man. And to all you dumb fucks who keep jerking off, get a life. And this is the real Lorin, so goodnight. <3

  • 67 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:34am

    12:29 (The first one) Go somewhere else you whiny bitch. I wish I knew where you were so I could make you my fuckboy, Go intellectualize somewhere else Einstein.

  • 73 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:06am

    LOLLLZZZ U WANN MY ADDRESSSS WE HAV THREESUMM

  • 73 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:52pm

    11:43, why do you do that. What reason could there possibly be for you to act like that.

  • 74 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:02pm

    I've read this before

  • 78 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:26am

    Any guy on here looking to pick up a 16 yr old makes wish this was a Dateline special

  • 71 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:27am

    Seriously if my boyfriend fucks you I just leave him.... No big deal! It would always be a big mistake with you. Next thing you know you will be one blown out nasty stinky 50 yr old single and lonely:( Seriously no valuble man would ever want someone who's slept with over 20 guys at 16... I've had my share and have tried telling boyfriends they don't want to know!

  • 67 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:04am

    910 and i suck so much cock i am actually BLEEDING seamen at this point. i actually beat this girl. holllla.

  • 68 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:56am

    2:55 you are NOT hood so stop pretending you are

  • 72 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:17am

    Lorin weiners are ugly!!! And balls are smelly (all of them) don't say they aren't, espeacially after a night of dancing/work/exercising....

  • 69 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:14am

    I actually feel sorry for misguided Lor.... I hope she really won't get STD's have babies or sleep with 30yr old creepers

  • 68 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:50am

    i love how half the people who read TFLN pretend to have moral standards. does it make you feel better to judge her? do you think that if this is a real post and you call her names/give her advice, she will suddenly 'see the light' and change her ways? this site is intended for ENTERTAINMENT. get a life and stop worrying about how others act.

  • 66 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:20pm

    What a fucking whore.

  • 70 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:43am

    Texas sucks dick try a real state like Oregon home of the great northwest loggers!!

  • 64 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:40am

    OP is def a dude. Sorry to spoil your fun.

  • 63 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 6:02am

    Hey there need to be more girls like you

  • 67 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:03am

    In soviet Russia everyone sweats semen

  • 71 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:20am

    Wow I just read this whole thing. And I don't think lorins a man, I think she's pretty sexy too. I'd bang her. and yeah, I'm 32, get over it.

  • 67 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:20am

    12:19 not much what's up dawg

  • 78 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:12pm

    This fucking app only talks about sluts sucking dick. Refund...

  • 69 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:43am

    I'd do nothing for a Klondike bar cuz those things suck

  • 71 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:15am

    Let this dumb bitch get an STD..who the fuck gives a shit

  • 73 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:37pm

    Sure hope it's the same guys dick, that way she can avoid a greater risk of stds

  • 65 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:20am

    Ur all soooo jealous that I have herpes and u don't!! I have it forever!! U can't have it you unslut!!!

  • 73 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 12:44am

    your a frigging whore! get a life! brt you look good in herpes! :)

  • 65 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:18am

    What a fucking whore... Sweating semen? Are you blowing 5 guys at once at every hour of every day and swallowing? Skank...

  • 66 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:00am

    No one cares about Oregon

  • 62 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:13am

    2:12 about gingers.... How?

  • 67 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:10am

    LOLOL @ 2:05 'so no you aren't in the ballpark'

  • 69 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:03am

    I just wasted like half an hour reading this :(

  • 73 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:34am

    Sophomore, are you trying to outslut Lorin? Slut stats please

  • 67 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:22pm

    Think you can do some more?

  • 70 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:19pm

    that's fucking nasty

  • 69 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:20am

    2:19 what's wrong with typing 'beisbol'? You have some rage issues

  • 59 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:27am

    God this would be from my area code. Fucking slut.

  • 67 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:22am

    It smells like up dawg dog. What's up dawg? Nothin much bro what's up with you. Lmao

  • 70 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:08am

    SKANKTASTICCCC ROFLLLLS

  • 62 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:33pm

    Haha well played soviet Russia...well played

  • 70 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:32pm

    11:32, learn how to type lol

  • 63 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:50am

    Going to mt bachelor next week

  • 65 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:56am

    Big Johnny lover here! Hahaha but seriously I like a big Johnny or get off me!!! Just kidding fuckers!

  • 66 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:04am

    can't we all just suck dicks and get along pleeease

  • 69 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:04am

    I already have a great sex life with a great dude! Goin on 3yrs.... Can I still call you a 16 yr old tramp?! Ps.... He dosn't like 16yr olds..sorry:(

  • 65 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:01am

    Please and Thankyou for not making babies!! We don't need anymore of you runnin around... History repeating

  • 61 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:56am

    Your mother is heated.

  • 62 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:19am

    2:04. how r u so sure she is a girl?? no hollaa bitch

  • 65 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 7:56am

    Agreed, this is clearly a dude. Girls don't say this type of shit.

  • 63 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:26am

    2:09 only steers and q.....

  • 58 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:13am

    I wish people like 2:01 would all get together and Fuck Eachother... I'm so sick of these sick freaks I seriously wish we could start a Mafia and get them all on any little suspician that they are sexually assaulting a child or any age victim.... 2:01 you are dead in my book!

  • 63 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:00am

    1:13 AND 1:31 are funny motherfuckers.

  • 63 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:56pm

    Well, at least we know she's swallowing...

  • 64 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:39pm

    1124- hell yea girl. We gotta stick together.

  • 62 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:19pm

    It is a guy cuz he sent this to me :)

  • 66 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:03am

    3:00 nope, naked in bed

  • 62 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:50am

    2:49 fuck yea man, gonna go pahk my cah in the gahrage

  • 66 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:32am

    2:29... Hi! It's me again :)! So ya must of fell the receiding hair column? Saggin sac? Or just a big stink ass hole?! Fuck you yellow eyes!

  • 61 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:56am

    1:52 thank you for clarifying, that makes much more sense lol

  • 71 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:56am

    We all knew it was a man

  • 70 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:18am

    Probably some sand jockey.

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:42am

    I'll suck your moose knuckle

  • 68 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:05am

    i love sucking dick, goodbye

  • 56 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:08pm

    i don't know what's worse: the fact that i just read almost all of these posts, or that the 16 year old exists.

  • 62 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:43am

    Who's dick do you got to suck to get a Klondike bar?

  • 61 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:18am

    2:16 what are the mother of the group?

  • 64 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:16am

    hey this is a totally believeable text. stop being a downer.

  • 66 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:00am

    Leave Granma outta here!!! Fah Q for that!! And don't confuse me with the 16 yr old that's not me!

  • 60 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:42am

    ahahahaha 11:16 you made my life by saying that

  • 72 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:21am

    In soviet russia Russians hate you

  • 68 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:24am

    She said she is. Now leave

  • 64 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:32am

    It's the 16 year old again, I would love to be your dirty little secret;) and older guys are better because they actually know how to make a girl feel good:) and I'm smart enough not to get pregnant. And I haven't fucked over 20 guys:)

  • 66 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:43am

    2:41 I would ski down a montain naked with a hula hoop while holding a baby balooga and sing dixie

  • 64 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:19am

    To the person who posted: BEISBOL, fuck you. Just fuck you.

  • 61 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:07am

    2:03 family guy rocks how you quote something that long off the top of your head.

  • 53 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:12pm

    That has to be the hottest thing I've ever heard

  • 61 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:47pm

    Hey I would just like to say.. I'm from nc and were not all whores. Thank you.

  • 62 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:21am

    2:20 get the FUCK off this website.

  • 65 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:57am

    Ok just to clarify for everyone I am "Lorin" and yes I am a man, that was fun:)

  • 68 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:45am

    1:40am #3 is definitley a huge whore

  • 63 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:09am

    what girl would fucking refer to herself as a slut? disgusting

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:58am

    Now don't be making fun of the baby maker it's a beautiful thing you know!!! Hate to even bring it up In such a unworthy conversation.

  • 54 53
    Submitted by keegnw on Apr 8, 10 at 1:52am

    I agree with 10:12

  • 63 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:14pm

    I have no morals and I love this txt =]

  • 60 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:02am

    910 right here. sucking cock all day... southern girls and yea nc girls at that really do suck dick good

  • 59 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 6:32am

    So many hoes. My iPhone did something productive. Hos

  • 65 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:56am

    Why would you have sex with a sheep

  • 60 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:39am

    2:37 I've been there legit 26 times, fucking love it. Try Busch gardens, universal, or 6 flags

  • 61 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:32am

    These pretzels are making me thirsty

  • 64 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:15am

    What kind of girl likes to use the term "slut"? When did that stop being a bad thing to be labeled?...bitches like that just need to be put out of their misery and shot right between the eyes. Poor little girl never got any love from daddy...or too much when he was stickin' it up her ass.

  • 65 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:08am

    2:03 whats that from?

  • 61 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:52am

    U be a nympho I be a nympho

  • 68 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:13am

    12:12 she wouldn't get raped, she would want it

  • 68 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:33pm

    11:32, the second one, shut the fuck up. niggaaahhh

  • 55 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 8:15pm

    I'm from nc and I usually suck my boyfiends dick once a day but I'm not a whore and I think this txt is hilarious!

  • 62 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:50pm

    yoooo...! Durty Durham! This shit is vicky!! p.s, north carolina is so classy!

  • 55 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:21pm

    Im a girl and I love giving head!! And im not a slut by any means. But I couldn't get enough of it after the first time I tried it. Making my guy feel good makes me feel amzing. Every girl should b a lady but then a freak in the sheets. Personal opinion lol

  • 63 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:22am

    I think a Russian bloke sent this

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:05am

    Let's get some love for Texas A REAL STATE BITCHES

  • 63 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:52am

    I agree stop getting on your knees

  • 72 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:28am

    Dear Men ages 19-35 and up! This message is for you : go take your receiding hairlines and wipe your asses with it. You obviously are rejects and have small Johnies.. It's not the young girls's problem so leave em the f alone!!! You saggin sac's you!

  • 61 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:05am

    2:03..yo the 16 yr old slut was really a man..so no you aren't in the ballpark

  • 67 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:49am

    I would love Lorins tight pussy:) and honey, I'm a man not a silly little boy;)

  • 64 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:32am

    Only a fake slut would be able to answer that question, (slut stats) a true slut simply cannot keep track of their sluttiness

  • 64 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:52am

    16 year old: what kind of lube do you use? My pussy is all dried up. i thought with your knowledge I could get the right kind

  • 61 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:40am

    Let's just say the 30 yr old male had the only and biggest Moose Knuckle ever seen!!! I seriously Pissed myself I laughed so hard. He said " Hi, I'm 33 and single" me at the time was like " I bet I know why." Bahahaha!!! Yeah so 16 year old suck a 30yr old moose knuckle!!!

  • 61 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:29pm

    I don't like black people.

  • 64 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:07am

    Im in new yprk now. I just got back from houston Good night life down there

  • 65 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:47am

    Central Oregon has the best snowboarding in the country

  • 54 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:39am

    I vote we start yet a entire NEW conversation to add to this list

  • 62 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:22am

    expolding on my toilet bro

  • 61 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:18am

    Lorin loves pussy too

  • 65 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:11am

    Ahaha this whole thing makes me laugh. Hey misguided 16 year old whore, aka "Lorin" go get your tubes tied. PLEASE

  • 53 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:56am

    I've spent way too much time on this. Bye y'all

  • 62 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:55am

    Yea im from east side nasshville tennesse. Dis the real hood. Niggaz be fuckin sheep

  • 61 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:51am

    2:49 about this convo being boring now- yeah and it kinda sucks.. I'm goin to bed

  • 65 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:35am

    Johnnie too! Spell like that too!

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:51am

    hey this is Lorin..confession time...im a man babyyyy

  • 62 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:47am

    So 1:41 you must not be a 'respectable' person then, correct?

  • 50 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:45am

    1:44....youre on here....you go get a life

  • 65 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:40am

    11:40 a womanizer Is a man

  • 66 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:39am

    This is turning into Jerry Springer..... Jerry Jerry Jerry

  • 66 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:29am

    I mean 1:14 I puked! Fucker!

  • 59 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:35am

    Wow 16 year old where do you live? You can show me just how slutty you are;)

  • 64 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:32am

    2:28 who spells Johnny "Johnie"

  • 60 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:05am

    2:03 I think you just made Meg real happy thanks for sticking up for her

  • 63 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:44am

    It's pretty easy, nine this year and eleven my freshman year.

  • 64 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:19am

    Lorin you're a disgrace to women

  • 59 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:19am

    It smells like up dog

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:28am

    All the hoes on this site take note--this is what a true lady is and what u should all aspire to be.

  • 70 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 8:01am

    Wow. Too many effim losers on here at all hours of the morning. Don't stay up all night on tfln because u think that u have a life when u actually dont

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:07am

    Texas has big belt buckles

  • 56 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:42am

    IT'S SNOWING! Got us a fuckin nor'eastah

  • 59 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:46am

    1:44 then that makes you a lame fuck too, right? Idiot

  • 63 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:39am

    amen 12:37 (second) amen

  • 60 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:52pm

    How I love the chapel hill area; you are representing girl

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:14pm

    Best text of the new year... So far.

  • 62 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:54am

    No you can't pull a kidney lol

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:48am

    I could crap a baby balooga right now!

  • 63 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:56am

    1:49 makes me pissed to be a man. you are sick.

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:20am

    1:19 then fuckin leave dipshiy

  • 65 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:46am

    12:40 besides I'm just teasin you I'm not single I'm married but your gettin worked up over nothin the 16 year old girl here is probably a 40 year old man beatin off.

  • 66 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:25am

    If the bitch calls herself a slut, then what else do you have to say

  • 56 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:58am

    2:57 me either, even though this shits getting pretty boring

  • 70 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:08am

    hahahahah family guy :)

  • 62 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:44am

    1:41 take it from yourself.... You are on here with your opinion and now you have something to say to me? Sounds like the BIG H word (Hypocrit)

  • 62 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:33am

    The scary thing is that I think I knw this girl...she sucked my dick too

  • 62 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:57am

    Ha, I knew the OP was talking about one person only. Good for you and your awesome sex life with your boyfriend girl! Any guy would die to be your boyfriend!

  • 58 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:13am

    3:11 you prolly just want to get fucked by a dick hardcore

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:49am

    This conversation is much more tame than the ones earlier

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:12am

    Hahahahaahaha @ 2:11

  • 56 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:55am

    I've been saying it was a man this whole time assholes!

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:38am

    @1:38 ONLY?? What the fuck???!

  • 56 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:17am

    Thank you to the first 1:14:) at least you are nice.

  • 56 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:06am

    What does your girlfriend think about all this?

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:27am

    559 area code!!! doesn't end up on here much/:

  • 61 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 6:03am

    sounds like this person would fuk a coffee table cause it has legs

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:38am

    All the ppl shouting "whore" should not be on this site in the first place

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:27am

    3:24 ..im russian. I hope your a girl. Yea we like sex alot but normal alot haha

  • 56 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:46am

    I went to Texas last year and I can safely say it was the shittiest place I've ever been to

  • 57 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:39am

    Geez this girls not gonna change just let her be

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:08am

    I live with her and she let me cum all over her sweet ass

  • 57 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:41am

    Lol. I think that the 'sluts' on here should just go get with someone else and the people who claim to be respectable persons should get of TFLN and do something with their lives, for God's sake. Ha, TFLN is all in good humor, and if you can't appreciate that then go blog about it somewhere else or something .

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:12am

    Um I'm pretty sure I'm a 16 year old girl. And 1:09, geez thanks, I'm sure your boyfriend can tell you all about it;) haha

  • 61 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:05am

    u can sweat semen? or is that the joke

  • 60 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:00am

    Ok so this is the 16 year old (btw my name is Lorin), psh and yeah spit is best:) and stf up you don't know me. And my pussy is tight thank you and why don't y'all just shut up and get laid.

  • 66 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:32am

    i've sucked over 50 dicks, and I'm 18(:

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:45pm

    nice slut hope your proud of yourself

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:36am

    Op is a disgusting pig. Srsly wash ur cunt u whore

  • 58 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:07am

    Why don't I ever meet this girl? Damn prudish people...

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:36am

    texas is really shitty sry yall

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:22am

    2:21 continued.. The post about poop that is

  • 58 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:12am

    An 11 yr old? That's sick. Go cry to someone else about being scared to get caught.

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:59am

    People are so rude on here ha

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:36am

    @1:34, nope don't worry your a real, full blown slut

  • 60 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:57am

    Hey...when giving head, spit IS the best lube. Not gross.

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:45am

    ouch even a slut turned you down

  • 64 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:02pm

    oh the good old 919...being from the 336, i'm not surprised.

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 3:16am

    Any girl that likes sucking cock should get a gold star and any1 that gives a girl shit for doing it should be shot...and I'll put my name to that mike in the 718!!

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 1:46am

    Everyone from NC that I've ever met is a whore.

  • 53 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:32am

    What up I live in Raleigh downtown on glenwood

  • 53 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:59am

    Aside from it's beauty Theres nothin to do where I live in Oregon it's pretty boring but I've never been anywhere else but Utah and new Mexico but it's better here than either those places. I've never even been to central Oregon so I don't know anything about the snow boarding the other guys talking about but I know PFC gots slot goin on

  • 59 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:42am

    In Soviet Russia you let it bitch

  • 51 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:12am

    This is most likely one of the most popular posts yet

  • 65 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:51pm

    Ha it's easy, act all sweet and innocent then be a total slut in bed:) and condoms were invented for the whole STD thing... So go suck a dick.

  • 66 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:39pm

    Wtf 11:37..shut the hell up you douche BOX!! HA!!

  • 68 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:18pm

    I'm in the same boat

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:53pm

    Nothing but a cum dumpster.

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:25pm

    Lorin would you happen to be Lorin Sezer that goes to Middle Creek

  • 51 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 6:11pm

    And your number is??????

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:23pm

    Typical north Carolina...no class

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:54am

    My girlfriend would say something like this. Yay for me.

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 8:20am

    Holy shit, insane amount of replies.

  • 47 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:07am

    Wow ur a fucking whore

  • 59 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:47am

    Damn I'm 15 and pretty damn hott I could get any guy I want And even I'm not dumb enough to have sex with anything with a dick and being a slut dosent make you atractive you'll never be anything in life there isn't a trophy for who has the most sex with the most guys you know what I hope you get raped by some crept old dude and end up dead in a ditch

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:12am

    Lorin is a bitch she sucked mydogs dick

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:51am

    I am starting to wonder tho.... 16 year old slut girl is a 40 year old hairy chubby balding little wee wee man

  • 55 68
    Submitted by justali123 on Jan 22, 10 at 5:45pm

    i hope this was only one guy. or youre a sluttttt

  • 47 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 7:57pm

    i say that "16 year old girl" is actually a 20 something year old guy who thinks he is clever

  • 51 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:52pm

    Are you that desperate?

  • 62 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:00am

    Licked so much pussy I have to buy my toung cat food

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:09am

    2:05 if a girl asks you to cock her you cock her dammit!!!

  • 60 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:55am

    Lorin, you're disgusting. Goodnight

  • 55 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:41am

    Haha oh it's possible:)

  • 56 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:38am

    you sluts. Crackin me up

  • 57 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:18am

    not if you yourself are sixteen.

  • 59 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:50pm

    @ 11:44 (1st) guess you were wrong..11:48 likes those std's..

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:24pm

    Wow I'd definitely bang the 16 year old. Stop being prude people.

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:42am

    You know, that girl up there, grindin the fucking stage, that's somebody's daughter.

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:36am

    What makes you assume the OP isn't talking one person? Has no one here had a partner and had sex every day with them?

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:57am

    You want head from a dog??? Whaaatt

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:57am

    Nashville??? BITCH that ain't no hood

  • 59 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:41am

    New conversation starter.... What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:30am

    Nachos r delish im a fatty

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:16am

    Hey..what are the soviet Russia things from?!

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:44am

    The next person to type shit is a lame fuck. Get off your ass and go do something with your life.

  • 65 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:21am

    This is so trashy. Why do girls say stuff like this? It makes me ashamed to be a female. Keep it to yourself. No one wants to hear this. Not even your friends.

  • 58 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:10am

    1:09(second) Ima guess a slut

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:59am

    BITCH I AINT MAKIN BABIES

  • 58 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:23am

    12:22. not a virgin anymoree(: so I will go suck a dick thi weekend okayy

  • 60 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:21pm

    11:33 Jan 1st. LMAO.

  • 56 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:16pm

    hey are there any 25-30 years in here that wanna hang out? I'm a predator

  • 54 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:07am

    I'm with 6:14 in that one.

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:54am

    Timberline has good snow, but there is nothing to do at night. Bachelor is close to Bend , pretty hoppin night life

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:14am

    2:13 God just made it that way, that's how

  • 59 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:16am

    At 1:15. Ve the dirty cunt you are And suck this fat cock you stupid slut dirty Cunt.

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:08am

    ok so u CANT sweat semen?

  • 62 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:11pm

    Can I get my fuckin dollar back?

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:33am

    Yea russiian girls look great long legs We do have some crocodiles but hey which country doesnt

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:07am

    3:05am no. Texas is full of inbreds

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:41am

    Yo soviet russia bitch, let it die

  • 57 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:29am

    Dear bitch who wrote a dear men thing, go away

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:26am

    Beisbol ? What does that mean

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:00am

    @1:58 we've learned that Lorin is really a man and there is no hope for humanity. I'm moving to pandora!

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:38am

    1:37 maybe she just wanted some lovin don't judge her

  • 59 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:33am

    Stop saying this is a girl. It's a dude.. 100% guarantee

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:26am

    haha. sluts unitee!!!! lol(:

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:57pm

    4:50 hell yeah!! You know we are!! Like I said before: dickham lolll;)

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:16am

    lmfao man, i love how people constantly talk shit about how tough they are, or how much game they have...haha its easy to do when your anonymous. fuckin hillarious. and babe, its quality not quantity...nobody likes a slut.

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:08am

    oh stop ppl ... ur not a whoree ahaha

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:42am

    Keep up the good work!

  • 50 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:06am

    3:04 nah it's like 65 in my room but it's drafty cuz there's a snowstorm

  • 46 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:00am

    This is an awesome text!

  • 58 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:13am

    Ooooh don't even go there you do not want to sweat semen. It will clog your pores like a bitch! Not enough proactive in the world to heal that mess.

  • 60 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:01am

    Too bad these girls can't love themselves enough without having to suck dick or fuck everything that breathes. As for guys wanting to fuck 16 year old girls....you need help. That's someones daughter.

  • 59 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:19am

    This is my fav post ever!!!

  • 68 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:44pm

    how can you give that a thumbs down, and she swallows

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:03am

    And you girls wonder why guys treat you like crap when you do and say things like this.

  • 61 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:42am

    If ya ever in the 401 get at me

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:58am

    Naw i aint hood. Im a russian from new york.

  • 55 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:55am

    Then go find a dog to slobber on it

  • 58 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:31am

    Nachos!!!! Count me in

  • 59 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:22am

    Lorin was so 45 min ago. Hahaha.

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:58am

    So what have we learned in this group discussion?

  • 57 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:55am

    When you are 16 you don't need lube, but the dumb girl will probably answer " spit". Now I'm just being gross

  • 58 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:41am

    I've had a few stds...so you live and you learn..get over it

  • 59 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:40am

    In soviet Russia disney sweats semen

  • 56 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:12am

    Gingers don't just have red hair...they are just...disgusting

  • 52 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:53am

    Yeah um so 1:51 is not me

  • 57 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:41am

    19 guys don't love just one girl honey! And no guy loves a sophmore! Highschool realationships are learning experiences! And or one nighters

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:24am

    @12:17 lmao you may not be used up at the moment but give it a year.. hot dog down a hallway.. I'm sure you've heard that before.. Have fun being a 17 year old momma who has no idea who her baby daddy is. You'll end up on Maury with 53 dudes being tested and none of them will be the one who donated their sperm :)

  • 56 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:05am

    Dear 16 yr old slut, I can't believe, with how F'd up you talk, that you would know to be responsible enough to know what a condom is or how it is used.....

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:02pm

    Amen 4:00. Its Herpes for you, megaslut.

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:58am

    That's y you need to drink Gatorade to replenish all the salty nutrients that you lose while sweating.you go girl!

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:00am

    Yea. Ufc ... Emilyenko fucks people up quick

  • 54 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:59am

    It's 20 degrees out and my nipples are hard

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:59am

    The south ain't shit

  • 60 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:40am

    2:39 someone who doesn't live in Florida?

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:24am

    2:22 about Loren I agree.. Move on haha

  • 43 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:57am

    Nymphomania. STD's. Yet quite entertaining conversations.

  • 57 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:40am

    I'm 21 and i've slept with 37 different guys.. So yeah 19 seems average

  • 45 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:01am

    Yall just SHUT UP AND GET LAYED

  • 57 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:26pm

    Good ol Carolina girls...

  • 53 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:23am

    In Soviet Russia semen sweats out YOU

  • 57 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:28am

    2:27 do me a favor a shove your reference up your ass

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:27am

    I've wasted 20% of my phone battery on this post

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:18am

    2:09 only steers and

  • 57 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:00am

    Yooo big Johnny he's a big bitch

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:18am

    1:16 you're a fat lonely old man, go grab a jar of pb and have your dog do it for you..

  • 57 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:40am

    12:34 I'm 25 5'6 190 pounds I'm solid muscle I dress wearing jordans IS's solos Nike nothin but nice shit

  • 43 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:53am

    Ppl say sometimes that they pull a muscle. Can u pull a kidney?

  • 51 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:46am

    You are the winner of Klondike!! 2:43

  • 53 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:32am

    Half this stuff has nothing to do with the original text..... This is more like a chat room

  • 59 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:20am

    2:19 go drop the browns off at the superbowl

  • 56 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:27pm

    919 ehhh! is this Vicki!

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:18am

    lets make a poll Who here is for homosexuality type 1 who is against it type 2 Im 2

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:05am

    Ussr fell apart a long time ago haha

  • 61 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:38am

    Disney world is scary!!!!!!

  • 54 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:44am

    this is ridiculous you cant sweat semen

  • 57 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:37am

    16 is the perfect age;)

  • 51 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:12am

    All you guys are a Buchanan of hornedogs. She's SIXTEEN!! That would be considered jail bait

  • 56 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:07am

    11:06..yes it is. Thanks to whores

  • 59 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:58pm

    11:52, because what girl doesn't like being able to get any guy she wants? And because I like sex;)

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:47am

    2:46 uve never heard "luff" before?!

  • 56 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:24am

    this shit is being difficult..i'm pushing

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:21am

    2:19 sounds like half of everyone I know. So maybe I know them. Hell ya

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:10am

    Do you guys honestly think gingers are hot or no? I don't think hair color matters...

  • 54 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:17am

    It smells like up dog.

  • 56 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:59pm

    Oh yeah and 4:23 go to hell. You're probably a northern, the chicks who get laid are sweet southern girls. Go blow yourself.

  • 54 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:46am

    Why would you want to give so many guys head?

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:42am

    bitch obviously got no ass in high school 1:41

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:19am

    This getting really boring!

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:06am

    1:05am please don't ever try to make babies...

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:49am

    12:46! You are married and you are the one rubbin one off I just freakin know it! You are makin me wanna barf! I can just picture you with your maniac look and your grinding teeth hahhaha beating away.... Eeeewwwww haha

  • 59 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:29am

    Ah hahaha I know a girl like you...she's annoying and has zero self-confidence and it's sad to watch so grow up and get some self-confidence. You also like to think that you can steal any guy you can which is a pathetic cry for attention. Also, 12:05, you honestly think your wife won't want to fuck a hot younger guy eventually?

  • 54 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:40pm

    op ur such a womanizerrr (;

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:02am

    fuck yes! thats why i love my state and i am reppin 919 NC! carolina girls really do suck cock the best, its a little known fact. pretty much all southern broads in general. dont get mad when your man gets taken... you northern yankee whore buckets yall.

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:47am

    Ohhhh loveeeeee = luff

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:24am

    32 yr old 2:20! I'll be waiting with a baseball bat to beat you in the balls!!! Yeah get over it Needle Dick!

  • 56 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:40am

    That's discusting. Have some self respect.

  • 50 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:28am

    I like 16 year old pussy perfectly aged nice tight body and pussy some of us don't like stretched out cellulite bodies

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:37am

    In Soviet Russia nut sweats you . Or something like that

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:36am

    I think it's probably Idaho

  • 56 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:06am

    2:01 I am praying to all the Gods you choke on your shit and Die!!!!!! You have gone to far! And if I knew who you were and you were convicted I would shoot you on the balls and enjoy watching you die! I hope you fuckin rot in the sewer!

  • 52 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:05am

    Second 2:01 what the hell, all you guys on here are sick fucks. First talking about that poor 16 year old girl, and now an 11 year old?!? Bless that childs poor heart.

  • 55 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:18am

    Girls actually like, and think it's cool, to be a whore and put all those dicks in their mouths? Wow.

  • 47 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:17am

    Lorin...stop eating my mother

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:03pm

    i bet you had a lot of dick but you never had mine

  • 50 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:27pm

    No thanks I prefer to judge people, you dumb bitch who I assume is ugly.

  • 46 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 7:01am

    Why is it that the most disgusting animals in this world are self-doubting, daddy-troubled, teenage girls? What a fuckin cunt. If i was your Dad, I would take you out back and fix the glitch "Old Yeller Style".

  • 47 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:23am

    Haha watchu mean you heard? Who doesnt like sex alot?

  • 59 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:09am

    @2:08 IM A GINGER!! Yaaayyy ftw

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:01am

    People are rude??? Ya think so? Duh! Thanks Tips!!!

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:04am

    That's fucking gross

  • 54 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:44am

    12:40 if you are asking me on a date, the answer is NO!

  • 59 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:42am

    NOTHIN BUT NICE SHIT, 4 U SLUTS

  • 50 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:32pm

    11:27, STFU!! You don't the damn person.

  • 42 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:54am

    Everyone was trolled by the '16 year old', and I chuckled.

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:51am

    Nymphos..... These posts are full of them

  • 46 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:26am

    1:23 this is Lorin, haha thank you:)

  • 38 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:35am

    12:32 makes me feel kinda proud of my age group

  • 55 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:10am

    11:43 way to have confidence! You ever go for any older guys ( like 30)? ;)

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:42am

    Ummm I'd open my freezer for one.... But that's about it

  • 49 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:35am

    Ok one more fucking time, TEXAS

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:54am

    Oh boy this is starting to get heated

  • 49 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 1:14pm

    1143 was a boy trying to be funny

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:35am

    Your name must be Brittany...

  • 49 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:15am

    fake fo sho like most these txts

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:09am

    Texas kills people like 2:01. :) Texas likes killing people. We have a judicial expressway for those sentenced to death so there is even less time dealing with the appeals. :)

  • 39 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:47am

    Got no ass obviously you got no English class... But as a matter of fact I got a lot of lovin from my sweet ass h.s. Big Johnny boyfriend and I broke it off after 4 yrs sick of his oldie but goodie. Bitch face oooo yeah

  • 39 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:28am

    Lorin, what are your slut stats?

  • 38 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:45am

    Is 15 too young? ;);)

  • 52 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:45pm

    where do i sign up and where does the line begin?

  • 52 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:24am

    There's no reason to type any of this but it happens lol

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:23am

    It's kinda pissin' me off how all these times are the same.

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:14am

    Gingers smell like lorins vagina

  • 55 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:06am

    Sex is like the opposite of showing love..

  • 45 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:34am

    Ha ok sure I'm a fake slut, wow.

  • 49 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:27am

    1:17 I just puked reading that!! You are twisted Fucker!

  • 55 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:45pm

    thumbs up to be hott 11:43

  • 35 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:16am

    In Russia skanks are proud or you!!

  • 46 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:38am

    Haha youuu daaa hoeee

  • 46 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:36am

    Ha no the sophomore is Lorin.

  • 56 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:17am

    Ha i'm the 16 year old slut. And yes I know what a condom is and how to use it, I would LOVE to hit all yall up, I could seduce your fiancé in five seconds, I'm not too young, I'm not a used up whore, and I don't want to change my ways, I love having guys burning up my phone;)

  • 35 50
    Submitted by riseagainst8710 on Jan 26, 10 at 8:34pm

    ha I think I know this girl!

  • 43 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:55am

    Slobber on your mom like corn on the cob

  • 44 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:44am

    Texas is brokeback as hell

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:47am

    Posters here seem to be segregated into the "yeah girl lets hook up", the "build some confidence" camp and the "yeah nothin wrong with free prostitution" camps. There's also the camp that just says "SLUT" over and over.

  • 49 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:10am

    Like OMG me tooooooooooooo!!! We should be BFFS!!! Like OMG! LoL. I luv you. Ttyl mah gurl. Yay!

  • 49 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:34am

    Okay 12:28 (dream lover you) when I was 16, I was at a bonfire some 30yrold in nut higher jeans hit on me and my friends and myself made a joke of the creeper all night! Still joke about that saggin sac to this day! I bet your kinda like that... At least that's how I picture you!

  • 49 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:44pm

    God I am so proud of my area code <3

  • 32 45
    Submitted by nutsucker on Mar 12, 11 at 7:54am

    Lol...who hasn't been in this situation at least once??? ;)

  • 37 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:57am

    I inject battery acid into my balls and after the money shot their faces look like Seals'.

  • 39 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:53am

    is anyone from da hood up in here

  • 33 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:28am

    Lorin you're a fucking inbred. He said man girl

  • 45 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:17am

    It smells like up dog.

  • 40 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:31am

    Pretzels make me thirsty.

  • 33 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:09am

    Gingers are dirrrrrty whores

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:07am

    2:05 hahahahaha thought a that too!!!

  • 44 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:22am

    Ummmmm Dumb bitch below me who sucks her virgin boyfriend she said she was a slut so SUCK A DICK BIIIIIIIIIITCH

  • 41 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:43am

    2:41 I'd bust you in the jaw for a Klondike bar. It's snowing here too btw

  • 35 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:01am

    I fucked a 11 year old girl last night it was the Tightest pussy I've ever had I've been scared she's goin to tell someone all day though I don't want to go to prison.

  • 45 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:26am

    Ooo 919! my area code! Dickham lol (Durham)

  • 39 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:52am

    1:47 eh, I am. For the most part anyways. I didn't mean that the people on here ARENT respectable. I meant, the people 'gain confidence' and the 'don't be a slut' people are just wasting their time cause no one is gonna change their life over TFLN. lol. But I mean, I GUESS.

  • 31 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:36am

    Ewww dirty ass bitches lol

  • 48 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:16am

    Hope everyone used protection or STDs are for sure going to be on the uprise

  • 50 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:11am

    Lorin i'm up for anything and I'm 17

  • 41 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:48am

    Wow everyone quit getting all bitchy. Y'all are just jealous that i'm 16 and hot and you are 40 and fat and dried up. And your 40 yr old husbands would LOVE me:)

  • 31 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:25am

    haha. I'm not good at stories, was just wanting to proove a point

  • 47 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:48pm

    11:43 hit me up sweetheart!!!!

  • 45 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:14am

    that's fckin hilarious

  • 32 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:04am

    3:03 shut the fuck up with your Russia garbage

  • 41 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:51am

    Timberline is better than Bachelor

  • 33 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:44am

    No guy loves a sophomore? I love me some

  • 31 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:41am

    Honey I would love to get ahold of your 16 year old pussy;) you can be my slut:)

  • 37 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:24am

    12:18 I'm 25 and married but if your hot you can be my dirty little secret.

  • 35 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:49am

    3.47 get over yourself love

  • 37 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:50am

    I was just pointing out that dallas sucks balls. No need to get bitchy.

  • 36 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:38am

    2:34 I just checked and u def didn't spell it like that

  • 23 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:32am

    I am a sophmore and slept with 19 different guys.... There are worse.

  • 36 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:57am

    Agree with 2:56. But I just can't leave . . .

  • 34 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:34am

    2:32 your name Johnny?! Huh? I spelled it jhonnie fucker!

  • 31 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:34am

    2:33 it's pretzels ...

  • 28 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:11am

    2:10 no, please don't listen to opinions on this website..

  • 37 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:10am

    hahaha im 2:03 and that episode just popped in my head so i did a quick google search. i didnt read the entire thread, but i thought id get a few laughs out of this ridiculousness.

  • 32 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:38am

    omg only 19 guys? you call yourself a slut?

  • 46 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:24am

    Lorin takes it up the butt from her daddeh

  • 40 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:04am

    I wish i knew where u were

  • 30 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:57am

    First 2:02am you southern white trash are so good at sucking dick because you get so much practice on daddy, uncle bill, grandpa, brothers, cousins. You're inbred, you HAVE to be good at it. -northern yankee bitch

  • 39 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:51pm

    Yea they are all of them!

  • 45 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:15am

    Yeah. Like THAT'S something to be proud of! SKANK!

  • 35 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:45am

    I like Texas..... Never been to Oregon

  • 25 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:37am

    That's so cool!!!......

  • 25 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:26am

    I m sure your patrents are proud their daughter is a whore.

  • 35 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:31am

    I'm not going to judge the whole sex part ... But seriously.... The 30yr old going after the 16 yr old Child???? Fuckin horse shit!

  • 23 37
    Submitted by Surferdude69 on Jul 17, 11 at 12:02am

    In Soviet Russia semen sweats you!

  • 40 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:06am

    Palease, I do respect myself, and I would rather have men hit on me than stupid little boys. And all you bitches need to just calm your shit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:43pm

    Ha I'm 16 and I'll admit to being a slut. And ya know what, I can get any guy I want and steal any girls boyfriend I want so who has such a problem with being slutty? Get laid people.

  • 17 32
    Submitted by whoathatsawesome on Nov 30, 11 at 6:24pm

    Let's hook up. Hmu

  • 16 31
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 5, 12 at 7:24am

    Once I deepthroated so much I couldn't talk the next day.

  • 48 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:10pm

    I recently measured my dick and it is 5.5 -6 inches is that bad