so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
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Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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