Wow looks like we've got quite a few minute men in uniform... Not really sure how some dude's premature ejaculation makes her a whore... Oh wait, that's just your insecurity showing.
Just because he's in the military doesn't mean shit. Yes, it is wonderful that he fights for our country but that doesn't mean he isn't a little bitch in bed.
12:32 wants this "disrespecting bullshit" taken down and yet how many posts will we see bashing women, gays/lesbians, people of different political affiliations, and minorities?? You gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, I'd like this on a shirt. Because other than the American revolution (ok, AND the war of 1812), freedom has been won by the legislature. Was the army involved in freedom during the civil rights movemnt of the 60's? No. So suck on THIS.
I love how everyone has their patriotic panties all in a twist over this... Who cares? So guy can't last... It's only beginning to apply to all guys in uniform because they're all on here gettin bent over this, only means that you're a 2 pump chump too...
This text really isn't that serious everyone needs to chill the fuck out. I've heard and seen way worse shit from soldier to soldier..although she was probably fucking a marine.. :)
3:41 we hired a guy just out of the millitary to set chokers for me the guys legs kept cramping cause he wasn't in good enough shape to run for 8 hours witth us he finally quit after five hours. I'm not impressed with their physical condition.
Wow. You are idiots. All you dumbass people who are flipping shit need to shut up. The military is a respected position so stop trashing it. You don't have the balls to do it so stfu. And if your calling th this person a bitch etc. Get the stick out of youreffin ass!!!
He risks his life 4 this country just for bitches like u 2 insult him? Show some respect and start doing ur part 2 make this country worth fighting 4 instead of bitching on the web!
Nothing against military. I appreciate anyone who sacrifices for our country, but a good portion of the guys who are in the service joined up cuz they know that they can't hack it in the real world. It's a secure occupation if you are willing to risk violent death and psychological damage. See next message
You know what bitch? My fiancee just returned from 15 months in Afghanistan, the sex wasn't long, but it was the best damn sex in the world so go fuck yourself.
Everyone needs to stop being so damn sensitive. 815 is right. Those of you who are bitching are probably guys that can't go longer than 2 minutes either. If you're gonna bitch, join the National Gaurd!
10:52 I agree with 10:56. She could have just said my man doesn't last in bed. I mean how the fuck would fighting for our country make u last longer. That was just pointless to say
Thank you 2:17am. God bless soldiers who fight for our country but damn they're human too. If they suck in bed they should hear about it. He probably hasn't fucked anything in a while though, give the guy a break and screw him more often
So much hate here... I'm a marine and the only time I ever last less than 45 minutes is when the girl sucks and I just want to get the fuck outta there... Maybe he just got back from a deployment and hasn't had a wack in 9 months... Bit I agree this bitch is a cunt...:P
we should respect you because you're 'fighting for our freedom'? 'serving our country'?
this is a bullshit war and you're fighting for oil. NOT FOR OUR FREEDOM
guys... it's not that profound or earth-shattering... if you're looking on here for depth and philosophy, well... you probably ain't so hot in bed either.
So just b/c he served in the armed forces she isn't allowed to point out any of his inadequacies?
She didn't bash the uniform. She didn't bash any branch of the armed forces. She merely pointed out that he didn't last as long as she expected.
And you are all assuming he just came back from war. How do you know that?
My boyfriend is in the army and when he got back from deployment he was the same way. But normally it's much much longer. I agree with everyone else... This is a bit disrespectful to people who fight for your freedom.
Why is everyone getting so worked up over defending the 'troops'? Performance is performance. So a soldier was shit in bed, she has every right to complain. If it was a surgeon or firefighter - who saved lives on a daily basis - as the twopumpchump a lot of women would still have something to say about it. Just because he's a guntoting wannabe hero doesn't meen he's not a dud in bed. Or should be exempt from critique.
The guy prematurely ejaculates, which is generally accepted as a disappointment for women, and yet she's a whore/bitch/cunt/etc. for expressing that disappointment? Why? Because he's in the military? So? Sure he might have been away for a long time... or he might be living in the US getting some every night. I sympathize with guys, b/c I know it can be tough to avoid sometimes, but I also sympathize with the girls for wanting a LITTLE more.
Nobody asks these people to fight for "our freedom". Am I grateful? Sure. But to run around and expect anymore or any less respect from someone just because of they're own decision is retarded in my book.
stupid bitch! should be grateful someone in the service would have her! i'm sick of hearing people bash the marines or the army or any of the 5 branches. grow the fuck up!!! we should be honoring them not talking shit about them.
--just another chick
That's a typical male for you. They're useless, blowing up a-rabs is all guys are good for here in the states. Stop opening your legs for him, he has two hands. [:
Oh brother, everyone is so insecure. Wow. This girl shatters the myth that all soldiers are great in bed. She dares speak the truth and voice her sexual disappointment. Some soldiers are good in bed, some aren't. Acknowledging that doesn't mean you don't appreciate what they do for our country. Doesn't mean she's unpatriotic. And we don't even know he was overseas. Would you like it better if the girl said she loves any soldier dick she can get?
Wow, everyones getting so upset. Its funny, ok? Someone whos in the military is obviously tough, they went through basic training and stuck it out in a less than hospitable environment. You would falsely assume they have decent bedroom endurance. They dont. Considering all the misogynist humor on this website, i think all of those upset r just pulling a double standard
I laugh at all these worthless drones who are brain washed against the war. Remember when our country was attacked by terrorists and 3,000 Americans died? But I'm sure you believe those
conspiracy theories that the government sent that up to justify the US going into Afganistan. You all are unamerican
Coming from a soldier's gf who's currently being "sexually deprived" for her country....
You (being that you're obviously such a dirty whore) should consider yourself lucky two have even gotten two minutes from him.
You are such a bitch. Show some damn respect for a man who puts his life on the line for all of us. Anyone who who speak this way about an American Solidier doesn't deserve to live in this country and reap the benefits of their sacrifice.
213 - some of us want excitement. I was at a univ with a 3.7GPA and 3 jobs and it wasn't fulfilling/exciting. Some of us want to do more than worry about the college party on fri night.
shit when i got back from Iraq i lasted about 45 seconds, at least hes getting his and shes doing her part and letting a soldier get his nut, sucks for her, he got off and went back to his wife :)
That wasn't very nice...my boyfriend's a Marine. When he came back from deployment he didn't have the stamina to last longer than a couple minutes..it's just 'cause they've been away for so long. He sure as hell built it back up again,though. If you're going to be like that,find yourself a civilian.
Be respectful.
Semper Fi.
Jesus yall. What a great respect for our soldiers. I mean don't get me wrong it does suck he can't last but don't mock the hell he has to go through. Even I think we need to get out of the middle east but guess what, we aren't and there is nothing our soldiers can do about it. So tell him to keagle so he can last but don't be a little slefish bitch
Yeah @ 12:59\nI'm in the national guard and my unit deploys to Afghanistan in December and were not bitching about shit. Were more than happy to go fight for assholes like you. you're very welcome.
Gotta love the posters who say the girl should get back to the kitchen and deserves to be raped. There's even some racism thrown in for good measure! Way to make your case.
holy shit. fight for freedom bla bla bla. it's funny. get a grip you hyper sensitive fucks. you are all brainwashed by the bush administration. I suppose you think al qaeda posted this? stupid bastards. if you wanna talk about him fighting for freedom you should realize that freedom includes her freedom to talk shit about the fact he has the stamina of a child.
Coming from a soldier's gf who's currently being "sexually deprived" for her country....
You (being that you're obviously such a dirty whore) should consider yourself lucky to have even gotten those two minutes from him. Your wizard sleeve of a vagina probably scared him off.
Hey 12:05am I'd respect what you're saying far more if you learned how to spell and didn't drop your name. Regardless, God bless our military personnel both past and present.
my boyfriend is in afghanistan right now for the marines, and i would give anything in the world to be able to TALK to him for two minutes. way to show some patriotism you no good bitch.
i hope you get degraded by every guy that fucks your whore soul. no one cares about you...you are an object. I'm almost positive you have father issues.
Everyone chill the fuck out. So the guy didn't last long from being away at war, and the chick sucks in bed. it's both ways. so shhhhhhhhhhh and play nice kiddies. Most of you are 12 year old wanna be's anyway. Go fuck yourselves, and I'll do the same to myself.
-Skinny White Kid in 11th Grade
159, you are officially the dumbass of the day. Were unamerican because we don't agree with everything you do, that's most definately not what being and American means
258 - do you even know what low percentage of the mil actually kills? do you realize most jobs are support-type jobs in nature and many other provide humanitarian relief, protection and infrasteucture
You suck dick you big asshole go see how it feels to get shot and not
Know if you're gonna live through the night without getting killed in your sleep
And tell me
How it feels you big cockface asshole cunt.
so... this is all fucking hilarious! everyone complaining about how this disrespect has no place on this site when every other post is about a walk of shame,jizzin in someone's eye, fist pumping on the west coast (hella more disrespectful, and should never happen) or talkin shit about justin beiber (also fucking funny) I guarantee you if he read this, he assumes it's about one of the other guys he knows from work and is crackin up about it. crazy thing about soldiers is we get issue
they only reason that most of you are sticking up for this guy that you dont even know is because he has served over seas. in any other situation you would be cutting him down.
for all you know he spent the last year shooting innocent people and raping women.
you have no idea.
OP, this is why you give him a BJ and get him hard again before sex. There's no such thing as a guy that can get off twice in 5 min. See how that works? Yeah, thought so. Stop failing in bed. Do something for him so he can do something for you.
6:39 you talk about guns like I don't own one where I'm from we are at war not everywhere in the u.s is the nice little suburb where you're from my heart don't beat fear and I'm just as crazy as anyone but I also like to consider myself smart.
2:12 I'm an adult and have seen "shit" you wouldn't imagine. Why can't we protect our people from themselves at home, huh? We'd rather be shooting up little kids for the oil that they'll never even get to profit from. Just because they happen to live above it.
2:06 then why the fuck did you sign up? Because being violent "looks cool"? Because your daddy was a military man in 'Nam? Because you ddnt get into college (which anyone can with all the financial aid they hand out)? Because you want to hurt other people or die trying or serve a political agenda? Hm?
There are so many liberals on this site. Why don't you grow a brain and stop listening to what celebrities tell you too. I know everyone thinks it's cool to be a democrat but you are actually ruining it.
And please stop about the war okay. We are in it and we have men fighting over there. Just support them. It's not that hard.
the depression and suicide rate of those in the military has risen significantly in the last 5 years, and depression/anxiety are huge causes of these problems. so making fun wouldnt help in this case.
or, maybe he just hadn't had sex in awhile and needed a good fuck
Whoever posted this, I feel your pain. I had the same problem not to long ago! If he wasn't such an asshole I wouldn't make fun but sorry dickhead, I can't help myself!
215 - this isn't 'Nam. The whole "shooting kids" thing is ignorant and outdated. Even most people in the mil would rather not have to kill anyone. Mil just enforces policy, it doesnt make it.
wow anyone who would post this on this site or make a comment that in anyway degrades the people who fight for this country should be put on the front line!
1:57 go die, no you didn't and sadly your a freeloader who enjoys the fruits of freedom without having to pay a price. We don't join the military looking for perks or gratification. I'm sorry your a worthless piece of shit who can't see past your own interests
he should've squeezed one or two off before going to bang this chick. even if he fights for his country, it's his own fault if he doesn't keep himself "in shape."
I don't even know anyone in the mil but I love the military. Just bcuz u don't agree with their methods or choices does not mean u shud condemn all the thousands of Americans out there in hostile territory...I <3 army keep fighting guys
This is sergent harold rucuss of the forty second aurmored division. The men and women that I work along side and fight with deserve more respect god danmet. I am ashamed for people to trash an imorolise the solders that fight for your freedom.
Wow u are so disrespectful that man fights for ur damn freedom for u to be dirty and spread ur legs, and u have the balls to post something like this u are dirty, disrespectful and ignorant
I'm glad you guys are fighting for my freedom from people who have nothing to do with are country other than furthering politicians agendas you guys are a bunch of brain washed jar heads give me a real war where are liberty is reall in danger and us real men will be signing up to join without hesitation
This is so disrespectful. He probably hasn't had sex in quite some time. Can you blame him for only lasting that long? Fuck yourself, OP. You're a cunt.
This is fucking funny , as for the disrespectfull blah blah blah that you cunts are going on about how about this -
All American troops can suck on my fat bell end I hope they die by the roadside :-)
Love you xxx
4:36,
If you think about it, when soldiers fight for our freedom, they are also fighting for this bitch's freedom to be disrespectful to them.
Logic works. Hypocrisy just makes you look foolish.
(not 3:42 or 3:43)
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