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  • 82 48
    Submitted by idkwhathey on Feb 23, 10 at 1:12am
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    hahahah

  • 80 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 10:26am
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    You prob wiped out all the bacteria between your mouth and ass

  • 65 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 8:17am
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    8:04. Wait, does it make the vodka, or the pussy taste better? If it's the latter, something's horribly wrong with your girlfriend's pussy.

  • 65 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 5:47pm
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    This was on FML like a month ago. Lamer.

  • 71 62
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 22, 10 at 9:12am
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    you actually use that little cap?

  • 71 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 12:25am
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    Hhahahaahahaha :)

  • 63 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 6:35am
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    WEANERS!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 61 57
    Submitted by radtech82 on Feb 22, 10 at 11:01pm
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    That is freaking awesome!! Next time look at your surroundings to see if you should swallow or spit!!

  • 55 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:08am
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    Lmao I love it

  • 64 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 8:06am
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    That's what the bottle exactly says not to do.

    • 47 52
      Submitted by Jig813 on Feb 22, 10 at 10:11am
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      this sentence is horrendous

  • 61 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 2:51am
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    This is what I aspire to become

  • 58 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 8:35am
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    Yes totally done that

  • 63 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 8:20am
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    In Soviet Russia, listerine swallows you!

  • 54 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 7:06am
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    At my AA meeting we found out listerine and gas can both get you drunk. They're both made from ethanol alcohol...

  • 63 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 8:27am
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    Classic

  • 59 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 8:04am
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    I put vodka shots in my girlfriends pussy :) makes it taste sooo much better.

  • 56 60
    Submitted by douchemonger on Feb 22, 10 at 10:55am
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    Oh man, I've totally done this. Sure does wake you up though...and gag.

  • 56 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 4:27pm
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    god long island is amazing <3

  • 57 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:59am
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    Well there is alcohol it it as well justdont die.

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 9:36am
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    haha sucks for you

  • 55 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 1:46pm
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    Too funny. When I take cough syrup, I always laugh because it's so much easier now than when I was a kid.

  • 53 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:57am
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    Lmaoo

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 4:09pm
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    I love Long Island

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:16am
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    Oh that just sux

  • 61 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 8:21am
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    Hahahaha. I love it ^_^

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 8:52am
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    Hahahahahaahahhahahahahhahhahahahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahajahahahahahahahahahahaaahhahahaahahhhjhhhhahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahhahahahaha This funny

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 7:07pm
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    I've totally done the same thing. Bad times

  • 47 63
    Submitted by lilyftw on Feb 25, 10 at 10:19pm
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    Oh no!

  • 22 26
    Submitted by lunesouslesoleil on Dec 20, 11 at 1:51am
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    Been there