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Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.

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its my first week of college and i have a UTI

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not easy being a whore now is it

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i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school

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oh right the one that ends on your bed

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i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them

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