whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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Spoken like a true rapist.
When is Ben Roethlisberger gonna learn?
How bout you lay your fuck stick up on me
I imagine this being said like the "its my money and i need it now!" commercials.
Wow. Truer words have never been spoken by a rapist.
Hell ya bro!!
Would you stick it in a blender? Or a light socket?
Only if he wanted to.
woahh soo funny omg...
Famous last words?
Hahaha best outta the ones I've read today lol :D
Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.
NOT near the beer dingo please
Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin
If it's big, then why the fuck not? Violently curse anyone who questions your dick whipping out authority
Truer words have never been spoken
That's freakin awesome
Text me!! Five eight zero six nine five one one six one
Haha..... Totally
Sounds like something my friend would say and he's from Vegas.
Wooo Vegas!!!! Hey egirl I got mine here
Haha
Jesus would agree.
Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?
best. text. ever.
Taking control...I like it ;)
Lol. I feel the same way with my pretezls.
Michael Jackson just won't die, will he?
Michael Jackson ain't dead cuz I saw him with a fat Elvis when I went to Disneyland
This is stupid and transport out jason
"What-eva, I do what I want!"
Uh huh. That includes my little strap-on number. You best be wary...
Haha stay classy Vegas
that's great
Bad idea, my friend.
This is Jason Statham, and jbwarner86 has seen south park.
Damn straight!
Nab not Ben roethlisburger he lives in Pittsburgh that's 412 or 724
Michael Jackson died?
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