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  • 99 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 9:06am

    thats just silly, everyone knows strippers don't have souls

  • 87 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 6:50pm

    i <3 portland hahaha.

  • 81 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 11:32pm

    reppin that 5oh3 and na sev1

  • 82 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 12:24am

    Only in the strip club Capitol of the us wohoo Portland!!!!

  • 80 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:46pm

    did her soul look like a vag?

  • 73 66
    Submitted by allymcclr on Apr 26, 10 at 9:04pm

    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha thats hilariuos

  • 81 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:35am

    Things like this make me proud to be an oregonian!

  • 76 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 1:31am

    sure is, more than vegas!

  • 76 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 10:59pm

    I dnt give a shit if this is fake this shit is fucking classic. God I swear I would have pissed my fucking pants hahhahahahahhahahah

  • 67 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 4:02am

    Jesus that's fucking hilarious

  • 79 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 4:39pm

    hell yeah, p-town baby

  • 67 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 9:07pm

    Hahahahaha Damn, THAT is how you do the 503!!

  • 76 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 6:34am

    Whats ur name who posted this? Maybe I know u!!!

  • 73 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 3:51pm

    12:41, it is. Breweries, too.

  • 75 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 8:18pm

    Gotta love being born and raised in Portland :)

  • 66 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 6:50pm

    Damnit I need friends like this

  • 67 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:40am

    I swear i was drinking water and snorted it all out of my nose after i read that. I might need a new phone. Cheers buddy.

  • 66 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 1:52am

    I'm so in love with whomever said that.

  • 63 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 12:12am

    This makes me smile every time I see it! SO FUNNY

  • 72 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 6:47pm

    you just turned my shitty day into the funniest day. thanks!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 12:41am

    Is that per capita shit true??

  • 67 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 5:40pm

    omg i cant stop laughing at this

  • 62 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 1:42am

    Yeah, the hater post about this being fake is a duchebag. He's the guy at the party always trying to convince everyone that we didn't land on the moon or some retarded shit. Get a life topper, this is classic pdx ftw.

  • 62 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:06am

    Hillarious, so yelling it out!

  • 69 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 6:42pm

    hahaha oh the things that happen in jiggles...

  • 65 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 10:28pm

    Oh I hope that wasn't jiggles. big ups to pdx though! wish I'd happened to be there.

  • 54 60
    Submitted by Mynameisteddy on Jun 14, 10 at 10:58pm

    This was very funny. Im just sayin (:

  • 63 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:42am

    Now, if you didn't have to be 21 to gamble...

  • 72 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 8:55am

    Not so much what he said, moreso that h screamed it at the top of his lungs, I was there. He then proceeded to sing 'soul shaker soul shaker' and got up and started dancing. Good times.

  • 61 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:16pm

    that is fucking greay dude keep up the good work

  • 70 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 8:19pm

    Please tell me that was at safari on Powell

  • 57 71
    Submitted by austinonymouss on Jul 7, 10 at 2:35pm

    971**

  • 66 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:42am

    I know who posted this, it's pieces of several of their phony stories they tell, all mashed together. Funny how this magically appeared on this site right after I told them about it. Fake and lame!

  • 59 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:43pm

    God, I love living in Portland! I've been here for 9 years & that's funnier than anything I've overheard in my strip club adventures.

  • 53 65
    Submitted by austinonymouss on Jul 3, 10 at 1:33am

    Hahaha best ive seen in a while! :)

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:25am

    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, if i could shake your hand i would

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 9:34pm

    PDX for the fucking win. Can we clandestinely put this on the "Made in Oregon" billboard?

  • 55 71
    Submitted by austinonymouss on Jul 7, 10 at 2:33pm

    9:07 - it was actually 917 that did it

  • 61 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 12:22am

    I CAN SEE YOUR SOUL FROM HERE! keep up the good work man.

  • 67 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 11:48pm

    Hah, I'd love to know where this was.

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:07pm

    LOL Reminds me of my bachelor party.

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 5:51am

    yeah that per capita shit is true, Portland (503) has the most strip clubs per capita in the US

  • 55 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 12:44pm

    ha. I wanna be friends with you.

  • 54 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 7:24pm

    This is the best one yet!

  • 49 76
    Submitted by breezy266 on Mar 12, 10 at 9:11am

    Lmfao this is amazing

  • 55 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 8:19pm

    that is fan-fucking-tastic

  • 52 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 11:26pm

    yay for the most strip clubs per capita in America, all in the City of Roses.

  • 43 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 1:24pm

    One time I was at jiggles and Shaq came in. Sat for 5 minutes. Then threw like 100 20's. True story. He jumped into his caddy and left in a snap. Someone said he was going to all of the Portland strip clubs to Did the best. Whatever you do people. Never go to one called Sugar Shack. It gorrible.

  • 54 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:10am

    Absolutely. What you said. Every time I read it back I just start laughing.

  • 54 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:44pm

    I have re-read this like 4 times and it still makes me laugh randomly throughout my day. Way to be p-town. Way to be.

  • 52 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 1:38am

    That was you!!!!? Holy crap! I was there!

  • 49 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:44am

    Were you at McFaddens by chance?

  • 43 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 4:35pm

    my buddy ben says that shit all the time. None of the strip clubs ive worked at here in portland would cut you off for saying that though lol.

  • 43 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 6:33am

    Yeah what is your name?

  • 43 87
    Submitted by FORR on May 12, 11 at 12:14pm

    Been awhile since I read a TFLN this funny. #winning

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 5:06pm

    Oh lord I wish I had been there!

  • 46 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:51am

    this story is definitely in the book i hope they serve beer in hell....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 12:35am

    this site makes you realize theres idiots just like you everywhere