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  • 342 54
    Submitted by MiSSCHELSEAxo on Aug 19, 10 at 3:03pm
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    bahahahaaha. my dad would shoot you.

  • 209 71
    Submitted by LynnZee on Aug 19, 10 at 3:34pm
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    There's no way he will give you a job

  • 184 44
    Submitted by K66Aggression on Aug 19, 10 at 3:08pm
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    have sex with your bosses daughters+taking their virginities=the look on his face when you mention it. definitely worth risking the job

  • 185 60
    Submitted by daccx1 on Aug 19, 10 at 3:21pm
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    I would mention that only if he didnt gave me the job...

  • 152 51
    Submitted by sniperc15 on Aug 19, 10 at 5:16pm
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    It's sad to say I love reading the comments more than the actual texts...

  • 143 59
    Submitted by rustybucket on Aug 19, 10 at 4:34pm
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    Um, let's just say there's no way you'll get the job and you're lucky to leave with your dick still attached.

  • 161 116
    Submitted by yourmomateme on Aug 19, 10 at 4:06pm
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    you didnt TAKE anything unless you raped them. they GAVE it to you. and no dad in the world would give you the job. tool.

    • 44 71
      Submitted by opalquean on Aug 20, 10 at 12:34am
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      Thank you! Who is putting thumbs down on this? We like consent, people...

    • 41 61
      Submitted by javacodeguy on Aug 20, 10 at 8:16am
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      It's an EXPRESSION. Apparently you take everything literally. It must really suck watching TV, reading or talking to people for you.

      • 55 46
        Submitted by yourmomateme on Aug 20, 10 at 8:55am
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        youre a douchecanoe, also another fav expression. its all good though, cause YOU wont take it literally.

  • 108 48
    Submitted by urallstupid on Aug 19, 10 at 8:47pm
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    But he's your father.

  • 112 65
    Submitted by yey on Aug 19, 10 at 4:53pm
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    run, bitch, run. run as fast as you can.

  • 95 51
    Submitted by buttersnazzy on Aug 19, 10 at 9:41pm
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    I'm going to laugh so hard when you have daughters.

  • 67 36
    Submitted by full4u on Aug 20, 10 at 2:55am
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    hahaha!!! totally read that as "blow job"... not job.

  • 83 73
    Submitted by marcierox on Aug 19, 10 at 3:32pm
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    Go for his wife next! He'll definatley give you the job right after he beats your ass, or shoots you! XD

  • 73 57
    Submitted by IUfan on Aug 19, 10 at 10:30pm
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    I will see you sir on Jerry Springer

  • 57 38
    Submitted by blaze666 on Aug 20, 10 at 1:06am
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    Should have done his wife and daughters then ran like hell with your dick

  • 55 42
    Submitted by bryceissocool on Aug 20, 10 at 1:55am
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    He sooo got the job

  • 55 48
    Submitted by iKillFirstPeople on Aug 19, 10 at 8:46pm
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    I kept hitting the good night button even tho it only let's u vote once!!!

  • 54 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 10 at 1:44am
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    Seriously. He's being sarcastic. "Durrrrr he ain't gettin that job!"

  • 49 39
    Submitted by an1455 on Aug 19, 10 at 3:22pm
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    TFM. That's l I have to say.

  • 52 51
    Submitted by willis17 on Aug 19, 10 at 8:13pm
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    put it in your resume and see what happens:) it could be good?

  • 56 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 10 at 5:41pm
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    Oh my god, idiots. He's not serious about getting the job.

  • 57 66
    Submitted by Samia on Aug 19, 10 at 5:14pm
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    You've got it all wrong. There's no way in hell you're getting that job. You fucked up whatever chance you had after you slept with his first daughter!

    • 27 73
      Submitted by HeilGermany on Aug 21, 10 at 2:33pm
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      o rly? He couldn't have been joking, could he?

  • 47 49
    Submitted by stevebauer on Aug 20, 10 at 1:07pm
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    It sounds like you already got two "jobs" from this family, you'd be lucky to get a third.

  • 41 39
    Submitted by smokeater808 on Aug 20, 10 at 12:50am
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    That would be the reason for him NOT to give you the job idiot.

  • 39 37
    Submitted by Colombian_Cartel on Aug 21, 10 at 8:10am
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    And they were both under age. Congrats

  • 49 57
    Submitted by roughneck on Aug 19, 10 at 4:09pm
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    Hell If you worked where I do you would be a boss by now

    • 28 50
      Submitted by kissmyasss on Aug 20, 10 at 11:57am
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      Yes, because we all strive to become McManagers.

  • 43 46
    Submitted by hjjhgfuikkohv on Aug 19, 10 at 9:30pm
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    Who is this fool?

  • 49 58
    Submitted by johnnyk on Aug 19, 10 at 7:10pm
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    The question is was it worth it

  • 52 66
    Submitted by lollz15 on Aug 20, 10 at 4:59am
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    I wld make my dad give u a job. And then I wld give u 1!!! (but mine involves my hands or mi mouth. Ur choice!)

  • 45 52
    Submitted by trab61 on Aug 19, 10 at 9:06pm
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    I think you would have better shot at job if you had done his wife instead of daughters

  • 42 49
    Submitted by stig on Aug 19, 10 at 9:11pm
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    There's no way he WILL give you a job

    • 33 49
      Submitted by HeilGermany on Aug 21, 10 at 2:28pm
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      o rly? He couldn't have been joking, could he?

  • 49 63
    Submitted by guitarmageddon on Aug 19, 10 at 3:58pm
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    And I thought I lived in a small town.

  • 42 51
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Aug 22, 10 at 6:56am
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    If he doesn't shoot you first.

  • 37 42
    Submitted by getwhatuget on Aug 20, 10 at 2:58pm
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    how does that come up in the interview?

  • 43 55
    Submitted by daccx1 on Aug 19, 10 at 6:34pm
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    Anybody seen @delhi 14.... I found your turtle.!!!!

    • 40 53
      Submitted by delhi14 on Aug 19, 10 at 7:11pm
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      Can you gimme my turtle.

  • 55 81
    Submitted by TheInstructor on Aug 19, 10 at 3:09pm
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    You sir have my respect

  • 40 52
    Submitted by cupcakeezx11 on Aug 19, 10 at 7:07pm
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    Lmfao

  • 42 58
    Submitted by TheSheeva on Aug 20, 10 at 2:58am
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    Your mom.

  • 31 37
    Submitted by DrunkenButterfly on Sep 2, 10 at 6:50am
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    This was on Failbook a few months ago...

  • 46 67
    Submitted by BillySteeldong on Aug 19, 10 at 5:40pm
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    Lmao. You're my hero.

  • 32 41
    Submitted by archer79 on Aug 19, 10 at 11:25pm
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    Were you dropped on the head?

  • 35 49
    Submitted by danielleannx33 on Aug 21, 10 at 12:08pm
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    he's sayin if he can get both of his daughters to fuck him he can get him to give him a job. dumbasses.

  • 43 65
    Submitted by umadog81 on Aug 19, 10 at 9:19pm
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    You sir are my hero

  • 34 52
    Submitted by Colombian_Cartel on Aug 21, 10 at 8:16am
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    And they were both under age

  • 49 84
    Submitted by delhi14 on Aug 19, 10 at 3:08pm
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    My walrus would shoot you.

  • 36 61
    Submitted by helloktkitty on Aug 19, 10 at 10:21pm
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    That's exactly why he won't give you the job

  • 35 59
    Submitted by ForTehWin on Aug 19, 10 at 5:15pm
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    @delhi14 You gave up on your turtle?

    • 42 42
      Submitted by delhi14 on Aug 19, 10 at 7:13pm
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      God no! I'll search day and night for him.!

  • 31 54
    Submitted by tatteredtorn on Aug 20, 10 at 1:35am
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    Oh most your are fools clearly the OP is being sarcastic

  • 25 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 10 at 4:21am
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    Duble negative dumbass

  • 36 68
    Submitted by melanielynn1992 on Aug 19, 10 at 5:49pm
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    Lmao!

  • 28 55
    Submitted by Domlee23 on Aug 27, 10 at 9:57pm
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    Minnesota FTW

  • 31 62
    Submitted by AUTigers10 on Aug 19, 10 at 7:24pm
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    Your cool.

  • 21 49
    Submitted by stefanivitelli on Sep 10, 10 at 1:02am
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    Douchebag alert....

  • 34 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 10 at 3:31pm
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    Well then they, the daughter, owe you their live. Haha