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(850): View more from Florida

i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...

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(250): View more from British Columbia

she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza

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(916): View more from California

Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.

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(917): View more from New York City

He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.

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(678): View more from Georgia

Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."

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(763): View more from Minnesota

He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.

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(909): View more from California

He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.

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(818): View more from California

They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...

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