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(360): View more from Washington

Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.

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(817): View more from Texas

I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.

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(562): View more from California

I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.

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(845): View more from New York

i can't find my house

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we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.

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i'm pretty sure my house moved.

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(831): View more from California

she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.

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