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she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
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Violently
She could just be sore...happened to me once. The next morning my pussy was bruised. But it was worth it.
You pounded her.
Chuck Norris must have posted this!
Maybe he took "eatin pussy" literally
At first I thought it said "ice pick"
I told you icyhot would not work as lube!
That's when you know it was some damn good sex!!!!!
Sound like he went all Mel Gibson up in her.
Either she's unconscious/dead, or she's waiting for the pain to fade so she can get more of you. Hopefully the latter.
Pretty Good, The Pain was worth it
Sounds like an amazing night! Good job boy!
Hells yeah
He was tearin it up!! Lol sounds like wild sex to me
Fake.
Omg I want some..
Why did you take a bat to her vagina??
That man is my hero. Ice that pussy you pansy and wear his ass out!!! If you don't, he needs MY number!
the dude literally beat the pussy up
thats boss sex
THIS IS ABOUT ME!!!! NOT EVEN KIDDING!
Ahhh this sounds lovely, I wish my bf could give it to me like that.
Sounds like my kind of night
Fuck yes
When life brings you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail!
False. you find some one life gave vodka to and make a cocktail
Also false, you pick up a blender and find someone life gave tequila and make margaritas
Hardcore pound fuckin
Id say it went well
Ata boy
Fan-freaking-tastic.
outstanding!
Awesome
You think your hot shit
Sounds good to me
Thats the definition of Latenight Pussypoundin
Wow, you are a god
Nice
There's an app for that
Woah. Hardcore.
Like a boss
Just swimmingly I suppose
hell yeah.
CALIFORNIA<3
Sounds lame
I pray he kills you..
I'll make sure your vagina needs an icepack
same thing happened to my girl few weeks ago only we didnt have an ice pack so she had to use a sprite the text was actually posted on here too lol
Shit you think that's bad my girl gies to physical therapy now... I just thank\n god I didn't put her in a wheelchair
You can cover a hole, therefore you can put something on it. Ex: Put the cover ON that manhole.
Fucking awesome.
She likes it roughhh
You Must have done the Flaming Amazon it is when you set fire to her "Jungle" and Extinguish the Flames with your Gorilla Juice
Must have been prettyyyyy goood :)
Ouchh.
You're doing it wrong...
Lmaooo sounds like it went well on ur behalf... Does she have a friend or maybe a sister?
I like dolphins. I'm home alone. Mom is on her corner. Dad is at the strip club.
She's so nasty she keeps ice there to keep the CRABS fresh!
I think that had a smashing good time. They see me trollinn
Sounds like my man
Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin
Does she have underware on??
Orly?
You may have done something wrong.
Hpv causes throat cancer in men .... Crap.
Hollllllla
Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?
First time riding a horse?
Sketch
Maybe shes allergic to condoms, thats happened to a friend of mine.
Sooo peytonmanning was it as memorable as the OP's. Just asking cause you do it quite often..lol.
you=good.\nher=slightly on the painful side.\noverall=rough/violent/amazing.
When and where?
Sounds like a night full of some Pussy Bouncin.
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Why fo people keep misusing that word? A vagina is a hole. You can't put something ON a hole. Pussy, vulva, snatch, twat, beaver, box, genitalia. Pick one.
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