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  • Submitted by preciseprecision on Jul 15, 10 at 1:20pm

    why would that ruin a friends with benefits relationship? string cheese is fucking awesome.

  • Submitted by TruthHurts on Jul 15, 10 at 2:03pm

    Someone who would ruin "no strings attached sex" over string cheese doesn't deserve a friend with benefits..

  • Submitted by PeachyJean on Jul 15, 10 at 3:28pm

    Who loves orange soda!

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      Submitted by axracer25 on Jul 15, 10 at 4:58pm

      Kel loves orange soda. I Do I Do I Doo-oo\n\node to being a 90s kid

    • 67 61
      Submitted by JPfedora on Jul 16, 10 at 7:00am

      Oh Hell yeah. This better be the new meme

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      Submitted by L8rsontheMenjay on Jul 18, 10 at 11:24am

      omg beaten to the punch AGAIN dam u tfln commenters

  • Submitted by hotblondie1239 on Jul 15, 10 at 1:37pm

    Whatever, screw him! String cheese is amazing no matter who you are or how old you get!

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      Submitted by NikkiNik on Oct 15, 12 at 9:31pm

      mmmmm cheese

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    Submitted by ryno24 on Jul 15, 10 at 3:48pm

    If she gives good head, she can do what ever she wants!

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    Submitted by Stotan1228 on Jul 15, 10 at 1:35pm

    I too love string cheese.

  • 69 54
    Submitted by 0420 on Jul 16, 10 at 4:40pm

    Hell yeah I fucking love string cheese

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    Submitted by anonymouse1 on Jul 15, 10 at 4:21pm

    If she gave great head, I wouldn't give a shit what she says

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      Submitted by nightlithium on Aug 8, 11 at 5:47am

      That just shows that you're more desperate than OP. ;)

  • 82 82
    Submitted by ohmgeeitsrachelc on Jul 16, 10 at 12:47am

    Hahahahahahhahahahahaha hilarios.

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    Submitted by blamblam on Jul 15, 10 at 9:55pm

    Feelings are the only thing that ruins "friends with benefits."

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    Submitted by lasty on Jul 15, 10 at 4:04pm

    Is she fat?

  • 81 92
    Submitted by cowycal on Jul 15, 10 at 11:27pm

    In Soviet Russia, Vag gets Firsty.\n\nI have just failed in the most epic way possible.

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    Submitted by abc101 on Jul 16, 10 at 1:25pm

    Fuck this text

  • 76 91
    Submitted by gabbylala on Jul 16, 10 at 1:45am

    String cheese gives you cellulite. Do you want a fat girl giving you head? I don't.

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 12, 12 at 3:22pm

      Yes. They're more likely to be good at it, since guys like you don't give them any attention unless they're good in bed.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 10 at 9:38pm

    String cheese would ruin it? Screw him! String cheese is the shit!

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    Submitted by RoboVonHoboTron on Jul 15, 10 at 4:35pm

    How would that ruin it?

    • 59 97
      Submitted by stokedonsurf on Jul 15, 10 at 5:03pm

      maybe he is lactose intolerant>

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    Submitted by juicy_cooter on Jul 15, 10 at 2:35pm

    Who loves PRETZELS

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    Submitted by janky on Jul 16, 10 at 2:59am

    ATL FTW

  • 66 83
    Submitted by firsty on Jul 15, 10 at 4:29pm

    getting head is making me Firsty!

    • 53 66
      Submitted by marsho on Jul 15, 10 at 6:15pm

      go suck her sour vag then

  • 60 76
    Submitted by kailaaa on Jul 15, 10 at 9:09pm

    This so sounds like something I'd say to my friend with benefits

  • 60 81
    Submitted by denverdezjr on Jul 16, 10 at 3:46am

    String cheese taste like sweet potato pie

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    Submitted by drewsnyder95 on Jul 15, 10 at 11:11pm

    More like giving head is making you firsty. HA!

  • 60 89
    Submitted by bandgeek11 on Jul 15, 10 at 3:51pm

    this is the best text ever. and the story of my life lol

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    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 15, 10 at 10:07pm

    ....That High???

  • Submitted by amp2308 on Jul 15, 10 at 1:28pm

    She was talking about your "string cheese" you idiot

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    Submitted by taylorfromspace on Aug 8, 10 at 1:18am

    So you're getting head from a 13 year old? Does she also love juice boxes?

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    Submitted by guitar_boy on Jul 16, 10 at 11:56am

    Well you obviously don't enjoy string cheese as much as u should f/a/g/g/o/t

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 10 at 1:15pm

    Hahahahahaha atleast he is being straighforward...