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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 1:03pm

    He decorated his Yule log?

  • 74 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 2:59am

    Talk bout deckin the balls

  • 65 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 1:07pm

    How would a girl react to that?

  • 67 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 3:09pm

    2:25 He didn't die on the cross today, dumbass.

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 3:33pm

    225: I don't know a goddamn thing about the bible but I at least know today is the day Jesus graduated from college not the day he died on the cross.

  • 57 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 4:12pm

    156...really?!? Chicks don't talk like this?!? We definitely do talk like this. The fifties called. They miss you and your sheltered sensibilities.

  • 53 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 3:55pm

    Should have had some mistletoe hanging on his belt buckle.

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 1:15pm

    ... and I'm worried that the lights might have burned his pecker....

  • 52 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 5:33pm

    y wld she run tht guys hott!

  • 47 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 12:32am

    Woooohhhhoooooo go ho.

  • 45 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:01pm

    Representing 817 that's what's up

  • 60 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 2:21pm

    1:07 turned on! ;) personally

  • 45 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 3:22pm

    WOW 2:25. you're an idiot.

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 12:55pm

    Girls do talk like this, but did anyone think maybe a guy wrote it??

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 1:37pm

    Dam merry xmass to u

  • 49 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 3:56pm

    love guys with a sense of humor

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 1:15pm

    Who was he, your father? Father Christmas??

  • 40 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 8:31pm

    Easter???? Fucking idiot. Do you mean Good Friday?

  • 43 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 3:55pm

    And I bet you he said to plug in the lights and turn him on.

  • 38 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 1:12am

    1:05 if ur talking about the person who said "love is for girls and gays" he meant to say gays. It's a song. Dumb fuck.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 6:46pm

    And then did you push him in the bathtub?

  • 42 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 12:46pm

    were they plugged in?

  • 38 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:48pm

    awwww so cute! i wanna guy who is sweet like tht! ;D

  • 45 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 9:13pm

    Jesus is a fake. Merry Xmas bitches.

  • 44 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 12:37am

    how'd your dog manage that??

  • 36 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 3:01am

    Lmao 2:59 that was hilarious

  • 36 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 8:53pm

    @2:25 What?! Dumbass!

  • 33 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 5:02pm

    i would think hes a clown, but sort of an endearing one. i like guys who can laugh at themselves,, because im able to laugh at myself too:)

  • 41 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 4:18pm

    hahahaha i would get turned on.

  • 39 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 3:35am

    Arlington Texas for the win

  • 39 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 4:37pm

    2:30... that rhymed. you rap?

  • 40 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 7:08pm

    Love is for girls and gays. If you wanna be with me it goes one of 2 ways. Either you have sex with me... Or you have sex with me.

  • 32 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 3:25pm

    HEY he just gave u a bit of a hint. FLASHING LIGHTS A BOW and a sign saying MERRY CHRISTMAS. Ho Ho Ho that sound like some shit i would do

  • 39 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 2:30pm

    Let me guess, he drinks muscle milk, drinks jaager. Bombs, gels his hair and lives with his mom

  • 46 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 9:51pm

    ahahahahahahahaha 4:12 wtf are you trying to say?

  • 34 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 5:29pm

    @1:56 you live under a rock? Girls talk like this all the time.( I do) Or you a male with no friends/life? And @2:25 I don't kno the bible but sure as hell kno he didn't die today. It's Jesus birthday dipshit! -girl next door

  • 27 43
    Submitted by natty24 on May 23, 11 at 12:31am

    It's a Christmas miracle

  • 32 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:17pm

    333 is the only person who gets me. -225

  • 34 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:17am

    you should wrap ribbon around your leg put a bow on your vag and wrap ribbon around the other leg

  • 41 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 4:04am

    Did he expect u to blow him?

  • 32 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 12:02am

    Who ever even said OP was a girl?

  • 40 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 8:42pm

    Jesus H. Christ is crying in heaven right about... now.

  • 34 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 3:49pm

    He was just ready to exchange presents, and she was getting the back half !!!

  • 43 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 2:25pm

    What a way to celebrate Jesus dying on te cross.

  • 35 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 8:54pm

    @5:25 Jesus died on Good Friday. Well I guess it wasn't all that good. But you know.

  • 21 42
    Submitted by FlashingLight on Jun 21, 10 at 1:50am

    time to open your presents >:D

  • 28 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 4:12pm

    To I shod tell my boyfriend to do that lmfao

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 12:22am

    I guess I'd be flattered by the effort, concerned about the lights on his bare penis...and then I'd probably just fall down laughing. Not a turn on for me.

  • 32 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 2:01pm

    Ha. Tarrant county. Maybe not. Probly Arlington

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 1:49pm

    I really wouldn't know what to say to that! haha

  • 31 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 12:36am

    little christmas lights don't get hot to the touch. also he might not have been plugged in.

  • 35 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 5:25pm

    2:25 you're a total pinhead...Jesus died on easter ass

  • 27 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 10:40am

    @3:35 am its not necessarily arlington... more like Tarrant County for the win.. Thats hot though

  • 28 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 7:10pm

    haha well A for effort