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  • Grow some balls and just say No. Idiot.

    Submitted by anonymouse1 on May 20, 10 at 11:36am
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  • You should have neutered yourself instead. Then you'd never have to have sex with her again.

    Submitted by whiteknave on May 20, 10 at 11:53am
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  • "just saying no" is easier said than done.

    Submitted by geezyfbaby on May 20, 10 at 3:49pm
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  • no you literally didn't.

    Submitted by tea12 on May 20, 10 at 11:30am
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  • Fake- family guy did it

    Submitted by thedood on May 20, 10 at 12:03pm
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  • Wow, congrats

    Submitted by jessiesabo on May 20, 10 at 11:36pm
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  • Family guy? Haven't seen that episode. And ya I did stab myself with a balisong knife cuz she was just way too clingy and talking about our 'future together'. It was an accident really cuz I was trying to freak her out by doing tricks with the knife

    Submitted by drexel69 on May 20, 10 at 12:19pm
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    • the gene pool needs cleansing, it was a good choice

      Submitted by CCF on May 20, 10 at 3:46pm
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  • suicide<<<<<<SEX!

    Submitted by canonymous on May 20, 10 at 11:14am
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  • Why? Was she an Oilers fan?

    Submitted by regalbeagle on May 20, 10 at 11:35am
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  • punctured yourself so you wouldnt have to puncture her

    Submitted by Leto on May 20, 10 at 3:07pm
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  • Tea12, the use of "literally" here is ok; "stabbed myself" has no figurative meaning. It would only be wrong if it ws also used idiomatically e.g. If you "literally flush money down the toilet" you do said action, not seriously waste money like in the idiom.

    Submitted by Gnarmageddon on May 21, 10 at 12:24am
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  • Grow a sack u dickless bitch!

    Submitted by frootyboom8 on May 20, 10 at 1:35pm
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  • Fucking idiot. Cum on her face, kick her out and tell her not to come back.

    Submitted by burgass on May 20, 10 at 1:51pm
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  • How about tell her to give the oral sex a-go then AFTER, kick the bitch out.

    Submitted by Serec on May 20, 10 at 8:36pm
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  • No means no, dude. But it's sex... if you don't want her don't you know anyone to pass her off on?

    Submitted by ejk_81 on May 21, 10 at 12:33am
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  • How stupid can you be? lol

    Submitted by sexyupsguy on May 20, 10 at 1:41pm
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  • If she was that bad then odds are she would of stabbed you with something by the end of the night. You are so much better off

    Submitted by Brusseller on May 20, 10 at 10:17pm
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  • wow thats not good...first :D

    Submitted by berriesncream863 on May 20, 10 at 11:04am
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  • really was it that bad was she fat or ugly or both

    Submitted by estelle on May 20, 10 at 10:24pm
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  • Literally? Shut the fuck up! No, literally shut the fuck up.

    Submitted by tonto01 on May 20, 10 at 10:35pm
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