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  • Submitted by neighplay on May 9, 10 at 8:56pm

    Best Harry potter reference. Ever.

  • Submitted by klangford on May 9, 10 at 9:01pm

    Maybe the girls will play with your wand.

  • Submitted by yourmomistasty on May 9, 10 at 9:12pm

    Don't say his name!!!!

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      Submitted by bonaparte on May 10, 10 at 7:20am

      "Fear of a name increases fear of a thing itself." -Albus Dumbledore

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        Submitted by maxdmins on May 10, 10 at 4:42pm

        Correction. "Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself" -Hermione Granger

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          Submitted by bonaparte on May 11, 10 at 8:19am

          Correction. Hermione says that line IN THE MOVIE. Dumbledore says the line IN THE BOOK. Read the books you silly muggle!

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        Submitted by everybodylies on May 11, 10 at 4:20am

        correction. not when it has a taboo curse on it.

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          Submitted by DuFFy12891 on May 12, 10 at 1:21pm

          correction, you're all dorks so who gives a f*ck who said it?

  • Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on May 9, 10 at 9:58pm

    Sounds good in theory. But I think you're setting people up for disappointment. Once they find out your only power is succumbing to gravity, they wont be too pleased.

  • Submitted by awkward on May 9, 10 at 9:05pm

    The hot nerd girls will be swarming all over you.

  • Submitted by randomize on May 9, 10 at 9:39pm

    I love you?

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      Submitted by malbeth on May 11, 10 at 2:48pm

      Begone, MLIA fiend. No one wants you here.

  • Submitted by tankdriver on May 9, 10 at 9:06pm

    Very clever. Not being sarcastic.

  • Submitted by DancesWithSmurfs on May 10, 10 at 2:41am

    @Crispy1 I'm surprised you could even read your screen from all the way up on that pedestal. Sorry to disappoint you but we're not all waiting for puberty. I have hair on my balls, and Harry in my heart. THE END.

  • Submitted by BrohammedAli on May 10, 10 at 3:55pm

    These pretzels are making me thirsty

  • Submitted by shotsEVERYBODY on May 9, 10 at 10:52pm

    That's more for mlia... Cool though

  • Submitted by michaelj28 on May 9, 10 at 9:27pm

    Haha love it!! You made me smile for the first time in weeks!!

  • Submitted by purpleispretty on May 9, 10 at 8:59pm

    Hahahaha thats one tfln that actually made me laugh

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    Submitted by ilovetaylorswift on May 18, 10 at 11:33pm

    that's epic. i would bet you anything my friends would do the exact same thing if injured.

  • Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 10, 10 at 12:23am

    sounds like something on mlia

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    Submitted by BlackSheepParty on May 9, 10 at 9:16pm

    every dark cloud does have its silver lining. lol.

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    Submitted by littlefish09 on May 9, 10 at 9:04pm

    Soo jealous!!!

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    Submitted by BrohammedAli on May 10, 10 at 3:57pm

    Bonaparte you are the biggest harry potter nerd ever. I got love for harry but damn you take that shit too far

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    Submitted by snickersatisfies on May 9, 10 at 9:54pm

    Haha that's amazing

  • 95 94
    Submitted by BrohammedAli on May 10, 10 at 3:58pm

    I put. Eight. Periods. In a. Sentence. That. Requires. One.

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    Submitted by carley505 on May 10, 10 at 4:16am

    9:51 you are pretty much my hero! Best tfln in a while! :)

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    Submitted by SuppressiveFire on May 10, 10 at 9:21am

    I have a hp tattoo too : ) but very funny : )

  • 89 84
    Submitted by heyyjae814 on May 9, 10 at 11:49pm

    Not as cool when you say it outloud though. You're like a Harry Potter wanna-be fan.

  • 85 88
    Submitted by savvy340 on May 10, 10 at 2:09am

    your my hero lmfao

  • 89 98
    Submitted by Jablome on May 9, 10 at 9:02pm

    This is soooo a win! Haa

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    Submitted by wazoozu on May 29, 10 at 12:21pm

    Hahaha that's amazing.

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    Submitted by AshleyDAZZLES on Jun 26, 10 at 2:58pm

    This made me laugh

  • 87 96
    Submitted by jakesalias225 on May 10, 10 at 5:55pm

    Hahahahahahahaha

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    Submitted by crazeeeeee on May 10, 10 at 9:41pm

    Hi...larious!!!! Milk came out my nose!!

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    Submitted by maxdmins on May 10, 10 at 4:35pm

    Legendary.

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    Submitted by jizzmonster on May 10, 10 at 1:25pm

    amazing.

  • Submitted by thesidekick on May 9, 10 at 9:51pm

    I got Harry Potter's scar tattooed on my neck. Obviously J.K. Rowling wants us to be together.

  • Submitted by Crispy1 on May 9, 10 at 10:54pm

    This post is cool for the millions of prepubescent boys and high school chicks who read this shit. For those of us who live in reality...different story.

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      Submitted by awkward on May 11, 10 at 3:44pm

      I am neither a prepubescent boy nor a high school chick and I enjoyed this post immensely.

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    Submitted by kjc789 on Jun 3, 10 at 11:23pm

    Amazing<3

  • Submitted by snickersatisfies on May 9, 10 at 9:54pm

    Haha that's amazing

  • Submitted by charliepants on May 10, 10 at 1:08am

    Clever. And wuts mlia?

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      Submitted by malbeth on May 11, 10 at 2:50pm

      http://lmgtfy.com/?q=mlia

  • Submitted by reptile on May 9, 10 at 9:24pm

    Doesn't this belong on MLIA?

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      Submitted by DuFFy12891 on May 12, 10 at 1:22pm

      dude MLIA sucks a$$ gtfo of here if you want to say stupid $hyt like that.

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    Submitted by chicogirl89 on May 10, 10 at 12:48am

    You are my hero.

  • 78 94
    Submitted by aisx3 on May 12, 10 at 6:20pm

    You are my hero.

  • 74 87
    Submitted by east on May 11, 10 at 12:22am

    this started funny. ended somewhere else.

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    Submitted by halle_nicole13 on May 9, 10 at 10:31pm

    Yay! This just made my day (:

  • 70 81
    Submitted by Niknakpaddywack on May 16, 10 at 11:19am

    Omfg love this one

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    Submitted by cleonjanine on May 15, 10 at 2:22am

    Fuckin hilarious.

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    Submitted by devilwearsaa on May 11, 10 at 2:30am

    I'm jealous.

  • 72 85
    Submitted by JTGrogan on May 10, 10 at 8:53am

    Sixteenth!!!!!

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    Submitted by dubdiver666 on May 9, 10 at 10:47pm

    Good shit

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    Submitted by bowlman on May 9, 10 at 11:33pm

    I agree with theriseofcolin. Some of these comments are rediculous. Sorry in real life people aren't always good

  • Submitted by doabarrelroll on May 9, 10 at 10:32pm

    Today, I fell off my bed and now have a scar on my forehead. I'm going to start telling people that my arents died fighting Voldemort. MLIA.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 10:24pm

    9:51- Harry potter tattoo? Seriously?

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      Submitted by thesidekick on May 9, 10 at 10:50pm

      I got it on Sunday May 2nd aka Wizarding Independence Day, the day HP killed Voldie.

  • 70 85
    Submitted by treebeard on May 10, 10 at 10:37pm

    @ charliepants\nMLIA is mylifeisaverage.com \nIt's kinda like this site. But people posted funny things that happen to them. Average tends to equal awesome.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 10 at 12:05pm

    Harry potter tattoos = epic failures

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    Submitted by treebeard on May 10, 10 at 10:33pm

    Maybe they didn't want to wait 3 months to get their story posted so they shared it here instead of MLIA.

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    Submitted by ShelbyXADHD on May 31, 10 at 11:46am

    ohhh wow that was a great story, do you have time to tell it again? or mybe we can re-tell it on a rainy day.. and untill then you can just throw it in the good story basket? oh wow i just wasted like half my life.

  • Submitted by ilovemikesmom on May 9, 10 at 9:26pm

    ahaa that's funny I got hit in the head with a baseball the other day and got that mark too and did the same thing

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    Submitted by squared on Nov 27, 10 at 11:57pm

    ShelbyXADHD:\n\nI'm sorry you wasted half your life bitching about this clearly comical text. Too bad, eh?

  • Submitted by theriseofcolin on May 9, 10 at 11:11pm

    is everyone on this site in middle school? or a young high school girl? goddamn all they do is whine about men being mean and talk about harry potter. this reminds me of back when facebook didnt allow little kids and now how people treat it like myspace

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      Submitted by awkward on May 10, 10 at 3:25pm

      What's so wrong with liking nerdy things? It's better than being a collar-popping douche.

  • Submitted by bienlunee on May 9, 10 at 9:29pm

    So dumb.

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    Submitted by 6666 on May 26, 10 at 1:21am

    Wow really sad it took me two weeks to understand this

  • Submitted by vivalajazzie on May 9, 10 at 11:09pm

    I love you!!!!