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  • 86 79
    Submitted by underagehangover on Jul 15, 10 at 5:39pm

    his dick was probably the only thing there for you. because right now hes fucking your sister.

  • 71 53
    Submitted by machaveli2 on Jul 15, 10 at 6:31pm

    That was beautiful :)

  • 64 50
    Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 15, 10 at 8:19pm

    so, what you're saying is that you were never actually alone...

  • 62 58
    Submitted by jenny8675309 on Jul 16, 10 at 11:08pm

    If his dick was there .. How could you be alone?

  • 69 83
    Submitted by schlock on Jul 15, 10 at 7:24pm

    Whether you see it or not, dick is always there for you.

  • 48 45
    Submitted by WallsOfTruth on Jul 15, 10 at 6:03pm

    Dabalabadoobala

  • 59 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 10 at 7:56pm

    Pussy is always there for me

    • 41 46
      Submitted by laf24 on Jul 16, 10 at 2:13pm

      doubt it

  • 60 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 10 at 5:50pm

    @ 5:16 but third is the one with the treasure chest.

  • 53 63
    Submitted by imsureee on Jul 16, 10 at 1:16am

    In soviet russia there is 2dicks for every pussy!

  • 40 44
    Submitted by Filter on Jul 16, 10 at 9:38am

    You go girl!

  • 52 71
    Submitted by SovietPretzel1st on Jul 15, 10 at 6:09pm

    This Soviet pretzel makes me a malignant cunt that will never know what a woman's vagina looks like

  • 43 59
    Submitted by sexyupsguy on Jul 15, 10 at 10:35pm

    Dick is good for you!

  • 50 77
    Submitted by lasty on Jul 15, 10 at 5:40pm

    Maybe Pretzel killed Firsty

  • 50 78
    Submitted by Dingus on Jul 15, 10 at 5:07pm

    What a dingus

  • 40 60
    Submitted by anonymous25 on Jul 15, 10 at 8:20pm

    :)

  • 37 58
    Submitted by Sigstud on Jul 16, 10 at 10:28am

    Like footprints in the sand.

  • 37 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 10:05am

    And it always will be

  • 39 64
    Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Jul 16, 10 at 1:33am

    Always there. Like herpes.

    • 42 53
      Submitted by abyss on Jul 16, 10 at 10:54am

      What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas... except herpes. That'll come right back with you.

  • 42 71
    Submitted by denverdezjr on Jul 16, 10 at 3:36am

    That's how dicks are

  • 50 88
    Submitted by firsty on Jul 15, 10 at 5:45pm

    these pretzels are making me Firsty!

  • 36 60
    Submitted by brittlolz on Jul 15, 10 at 5:18pm

    Awwww poor you.\nLol

  • 38 65
    Submitted by IbanezRokr on Jul 15, 10 at 9:08pm

    Natalie!?

  • 44 77
    Submitted by takla on Jul 15, 10 at 7:32pm

    Why do you guys hate firsty, he's just enjoying his pretzles

  • 49 87
    Submitted by Howboutsomestfu on Jul 15, 10 at 5:17pm

    these pretzels apparently didn't make him firsty this time :-(

    • 39 62
      Submitted by firsty on Jul 15, 10 at 7:29pm

      Never fear, Firsty is here! :D

      • 60 55
        Submitted by coxr5 on Jul 15, 10 at 10:32pm

        HowBoutSomeSTFU

  • 42 75
    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 15, 10 at 10:03pm

    I sooo have nothing to say to this

  • Submitted by niceman on Jul 15, 10 at 5:16pm

    Girl, you are a hot, sexy slut. I want you on my big dick.

  • 26 49
    Submitted by nutsucker1 on Mar 16, 11 at 11:50pm

    Gimme some, Memphis!!!