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Say it nicely.

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Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?

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"lovingly" being the key word.

Submitted by aznasshole on May 30, 10 at 11:26am

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No game but honest.

Submitted by cfreymarc on May 30, 10 at 11:10am

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gotta admit, I laughed.

Submitted by dash3 on May 30, 10 at 11:29am

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Cliff hanger! What did she say?

Submitted by ViolentViolet on May 30, 10 at 4:44pm

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Sometimes ya got to say, "I'm gonna fuck you..... Softly"

Submitted by STS130 on May 31, 10 at 1:53am

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itd give it to him, he tried, haa

Submitted by thanigga on May 31, 10 at 12:32am

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OP, do you really have to be told to say that nicely?! I would say that nicely every day of my life!

Submitted by Anonymous_ on May 30, 10 at 11:32am

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This is a great text.

Submitted by 11:11 on May 31, 10 at 11:49pm

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Hopefully lovingly stick up her ass too!

Submitted by ryno24 on May 30, 10 at 12:12pm

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Best girl ever!!!!!

Submitted by z28camaro67 on May 30, 10 at 11:14pm

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Great offer lol. Jeez.

Submitted by florence2011 on May 30, 10 at 12:20pm

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@millertime89 Actually, I've found that it's best if you take control in the bedroom

Submitted by Soviet_Russia on May 30, 10 at 1:36pm

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I always do the same to my boyfriend lol

Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 10 at 11:13pm

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an honest man.

Submitted by millasaysha on May 30, 10 at 11:52am

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What if it was the girl asking it? 0_o

Submitted by iKillFirstPeople on May 30, 10 at 5:15pm

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Only in Colorado

Submitted by kinda_bitchy303 on May 30, 10 at 12:32pm

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- Best state ever
  
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Ha to the point.\nsome girls like it straight up though, I do.

Submitted by disgurlroks on May 30, 10 at 2:10pm

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Dom? Wendy?

Submitted by SgtSalt on May 30, 10 at 11:39pm

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No game

Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 10 at 11:03am

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Fuck bitches, make money

Submitted by assassin on May 30, 10 at 1:28pm

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I love it when a guy takes control... turns me oooon!!!

Submitted by FunSizeLatina on May 31, 10 at 1:05pm

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Ha ha rofl

Submitted by nicky9988 on May 31, 10 at 7:10am

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I want this shirt

Submitted by raymond74 on Jun 19, 10 at 3:00pm

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Lmfao aznasshole

Submitted by caisey656 on May 30, 10 at 1:18pm

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Sounds like honesty is the best policy

Submitted by notoriousGLT on May 30, 10 at 3:18pm

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oh Colorado how we do love you and your mild mannered inhabitants

Submitted by HxCami10 on Jun 1, 10 at 3:12am

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Love it lol

Submitted by duke06 on Jun 4, 10 at 3:44am

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doesn't sound so hot when it's said like that...

Submitted by mz_biatch on May 30, 10 at 9:58pm

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Lol, hilarious !! XD

Submitted by bucketface on May 31, 10 at 5:18pm

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lawlz

Submitted by sge1212 on May 30, 10 at 11:06am

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@1:53 Tenacious D FTW!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 10 at 8:10pm

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I hate when guys are nice, grow some ballls. Kthanks(:

Submitted by tigerpaw on Jun 3, 10 at 10:32am

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Everywhere I go, bitches always know, that J Boogie has got a weenie that he loves to show

Submitted by J_Boogie on Jun 3, 10 at 11:14pm

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I wish they woulda posted the first part of that text... It was most likely.... I want to bend you over and fuck the shit out of you!! I love it... I want this shirt

Submitted by enjoy420 on May 30, 10 at 1:13pm

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Same adverb twice weak

Submitted by Gnarmageddon on May 30, 10 at 6:58pm

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Women always love a gentleman

Submitted by scubakevin on May 31, 10 at 1:47am

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Haha now that's love

Submitted by 0803M on May 30, 10 at 10:04pm

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IKillFirstPeople - i love you and you made my day ^_^

Submitted by nightmare_ftb on Jul 27, 11 at 9:29am

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actually had someone play the song when I asked to say it nicely\n\nI'm gonna Fuck you softly\nI'm gonna screw you gently\nI'm gonna hump you sweetly\nI'm gonna ball you discreetly\n\nepic

Submitted by mm1988 on Jun 13, 10 at 1:46am

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sooso good

Submitted by gl0691 on Jun 3, 10 at 12:35pm

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Never ask her. Take charge. Else she will never respect you as a man. Man up you sissy.

Submitted by johnsmith on May 31, 10 at 4:18pm

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Constant disrespect to woman.

Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 10 at 11:30am

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Wow. Such love

Submitted by that_mexican98 on Jun 9, 11 at 11:35pm

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Classy

Submitted by IworkatUPS on Jun 1, 10 at 2:43am

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I feel like I've had this exact convo... And I have a 303 number. This is weirding me out.

Submitted by laliria on Jun 1, 10 at 2:00am

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@hotassdancer. Hi

Submitted by notoriousGLT on May 30, 10 at 3:20pm

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Points for charm

Submitted by BigJD725 on Jun 15, 10 at 11:14pm

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Most girls love getting treated like shit. If you're nice they get bored.

Submitted by millertime89 on May 30, 10 at 1:16pm

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- the key is to treat girls like shit but by following a certain code of ethics.
  
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  - i'm glad you got girls figured out.
    
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Submitted by aznasshole on May 30, 10 at 11:26am

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Submitted by ViolentViolet on May 30, 10 at 4:44pm

Submitted by STS130 on May 31, 10 at 1:53am

Submitted by thanigga on May 31, 10 at 12:32am

Submitted by Anonymous_ on May 30, 10 at 11:32am

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Submitted by ryno24 on May 30, 10 at 12:12pm

Submitted by z28camaro67 on May 30, 10 at 11:14pm

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Submitted by Soviet_Russia on May 30, 10 at 1:36pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 10 at 11:13pm

Submitted by millasaysha on May 30, 10 at 11:52am

Submitted by iKillFirstPeople on May 30, 10 at 5:15pm

Submitted by kinda_bitchy303 on May 30, 10 at 12:32pm

Submitted by Rose_Girl15 on May 30, 10 at 5:17pm

Submitted by disgurlroks on May 30, 10 at 2:10pm

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Submitted by FunSizeLatina on May 31, 10 at 1:05pm

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Submitted by enjoy420 on May 30, 10 at 1:13pm

Submitted by Gnarmageddon on May 30, 10 at 6:58pm

Submitted by scubakevin on May 31, 10 at 1:47am

Submitted by 0803M on May 30, 10 at 10:04pm

Submitted by nightmare_ftb on Jul 27, 11 at 9:29am

Submitted by mm1988 on Jun 13, 10 at 1:46am

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Submitted by that_mexican98 on Jun 9, 11 at 11:35pm

Submitted by IworkatUPS on Jun 1, 10 at 2:43am

Submitted by laliria on Jun 1, 10 at 2:00am

Submitted by notoriousGLT on May 30, 10 at 3:20pm

Submitted by BigJD725 on Jun 15, 10 at 11:14pm

Submitted by millertime89 on May 30, 10 at 1:16pm

Submitted by TowerCrane on May 30, 10 at 1:24pm

Submitted by hotassdancer on May 30, 10 at 1:37pm

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