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(845): View more from New York

well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back

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(949): View more from California

you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one

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(620): View more from Kansas

You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.

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(614): View more from Ohio

yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.

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and what did he say?

(614): View more from Ohio

there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!

(860): View more from Connecticut

One less school supply you need to buy!!

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(352): View more from Florida

He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years

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