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  • 89 64
    Submitted by maskedman on Mar 17, 10 at 12:12am
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    I like to whisper "taste the dick" during sex. Actually, I like to yell it. I don't know if it's a turn-on for the girl, but I love it.

  • 84 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 9:22pm
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    This is Dane Cook stand up from Vicious Circle.

  • 75 62
    Submitted by jack on Mar 16, 10 at 10:51pm
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    "while" btw...glad to see hooked on phonics works

  • 70 59
    Submitted by mrthepineapples on Mar 16, 10 at 9:45pm
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    Then do say it.

  • 61 45
    Submitted by cheeser1284 on Mar 16, 10 at 10:20pm
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    Way to rip off Dane Cook, then again he's basically ripped off every other comedian so maybe he has it comin

    • 36 66
      Submitted by xsaint on Mar 17, 10 at 3:06am
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      Best part is how this site takes the rip offs but denies legit submits.

  • 68 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 10:39pm
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    Actually, Dane Cook rips off no one.

  • 54 46
    Submitted by sullysgirl on Mar 16, 10 at 9:20pm
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    Is he ghey?

  • 57 54
    Submitted by AlsieLovesFFF on Mar 17, 10 at 12:26am
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    It is if its 2 girls...

  • 55 55
    Submitted by bobbyb0322 on Mar 17, 10 at 12:18am
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    Actually Dane Cook rips off everyone who hears his shitty stand up.

  • 45 39
    Submitted by dukedelt1 on Mar 16, 10 at 11:16pm
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    This chick sucks, Skittles are amazing

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 10:01pm
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    Dane cook. Get a life and quit copying just so you think you've accomplished something

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Ronjo on Mar 16, 10 at 10:34pm
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    Does well actually equal while in this country?

  • 48 49
    Submitted by rudelittlebitch on Mar 17, 10 at 6:11am
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    Dane Cook does rip off comedians this is coming from someone who likes Dane. It's sad but true.

  • 50 53
    Submitted by mwellington on Mar 16, 10 at 10:46pm
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    Halaphwsjzbs

  • 51 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 9:36pm
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    Hilarious. Seriously.

  • 50 55
    Submitted by theonlygray on Mar 16, 10 at 9:19pm
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    That's fuxking funny as hell!

  • 46 48
    Submitted by sullysgirl on Mar 18, 10 at 9:15pm
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    Sounds pretty ghey to me

  • 53 62
    Submitted by janky on Mar 16, 10 at 10:10pm
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    U mods are terrible

  • 47 51
    Submitted by broadway218 on Mar 17, 10 at 9:29am
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    Hahaha! Makes me think of leprechauns....and I'd like to think I'm not having sex with one..but at least IRS better than "taste MY rainbow."

  • 49 59
    Submitted by sjc26 on Mar 17, 10 at 2:15pm
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    "well" huh? You frickin tard

  • 47 58
    Submitted by KELLIS on Mar 17, 10 at 1:56am
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    People were saying that way before Dane cook, he'll taste it now

  • 48 60
    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Mar 16, 10 at 9:16pm
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    Frist

  • 49 65
    Submitted by jltc on Mar 17, 10 at 4:54pm
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    your grammar isn't much of a turn on either

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 12:31am
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    Mom?

  • 47 79
    Submitted by MissKitKa on Mar 17, 10 at 12:50pm
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    Who cares about spelling. Aren't these supposed to be DRUNK txts? Ppl can't spell when they are drunk so shut up and who cares if they ripped it off move on ppl.

    • 49 53
      Submitted by ojg15 on Mar 18, 10 at 2:47am
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      people

  • 18 39
    Submitted by lissyb12 on Sep 2, 11 at 4:14pm
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    Dane Cook, bitch.