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(812): View more from Indiana

How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?

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(303): View more from Colorado

My liver just broke up with me...

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(661): View more from California

Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds

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(804): View more from Virginia

You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.

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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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(909): View more from California

if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids

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(571): View more from Virginia

I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet

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(330): View more from Ohio

Little spoons don't ask big questions

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I checked into jail on foursquare

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