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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:33pm

    So you're sayin I should have put my penis in that pudding?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:42pm

    It's everything I need and more! You got it all over my faaaaace! Baby I can see your peeenis! Cause it's the second date!

  • 99 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:34am

    This is like the Jay - Z version

  • 98 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:09pm

    11:53 has never put his dick in anything, except a man's anoose.

  • 96 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:50pm

    lol 12:42. semi-win.

  • 97 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:01pm

    12:33 - (Cosby voice) you seeee, what you do is you take your dick, and you put it in the pudding.

  • 86 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:09pm

    12:42....halo? are you retarded? this is hilarious btw

  • 97 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:29pm

    HAHAHA, fantastic rendition.

  • 93 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:36pm

    I enjoyed this one.

  • 81 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:05pm

    Hahahahahaha amazingggg

  • 94 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:36am

    Lyrically-altered win.

  • 85 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:52pm

    OH SEATTLE.............

  • 83 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:11pm

    Just lol'd pretty hard at work

  • 83 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 3:51am

    I did my friend and it was magical

  • 82 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:17pm

    I just totally got that song stuck in my head

  • 79 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:50pm

    yeah i knew it was from halo, but after this text my friend and i went through all beyonce's singles and threw some dicks in there. good times.

  • 84 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:33am

    Beyonce would be proud

  • 79 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:33pm

    i want to see the dance to this one.

  • 74 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 2:40am

    lmao! I just laughed for like 10 minutes straight.

  • 72 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:18pm

    1:11 You laughed out louded at work, how'd that work out for you??

  • 80 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:56pm

    Haha epic-win and LOL 12:42

  • 77 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:47pm

    I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR THAT.

  • 74 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:31am

    Better than the original song!

  • 76 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:54pm

    This took me like a minute to fet lmfao

  • 77 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:19pm

    BAHAHAHA! I'm going to be in a wedding this weekend, where they will inevitably play this song when they do the terrible bouquet toss, and now I'm going to think of these new lyrics to make myself laugh!! Great txt.

  • 77 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:59pm

    i said this........ o_O

  • 66 65
    Submitted by VoidyWins on Jun 3, 10 at 10:11pm

    Fucking love it.

  • 65 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:10pm

    and by 12:42 i mean 7:48 : )

  • 70 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:08pm

    Lmfao. Funniest text in a while

  • 72 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 9:34pm

    Who wants to picture Beyonce gettin hollowed out by Jay-Z?

  • 77 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:51pm

    12:42... Yr my hero.

  • 80 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:34pm

    i already did before you ate it 12:33

  • 75 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:48am

    12:42, October 14- Thats from Beyonce's song, Halo. Semi-win. 

  • 70 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:56pm

    i don't know what's funnier... the OP or the replies...

  • 79 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:29pm

    Mmmm whatcha' say :)

  • 70 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:33pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA well played sir. :)

  • 66 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 8:29pm

    hahahahahahhahahahahaa 12:33 you made my night.

  • 65 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:23pm

    This automatically makes this song cool. Fuck beyonces stupid lyrics and retarded dance, these are the best lyrics.

  • 67 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:35pm

    Do the world a favor and your co-workers and go throw yourself off the roof @ 1:11

  • 66 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:53pm

    apparently 206 and my ex boyfriend share a pea sized brain bc he said this exact same thing when that ear wig of a song came out. fail.

  • 57 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:07am

    No it's not, it's from single ladies not halo