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He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.

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She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.

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What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?

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Her vagina devoured it.

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Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.

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