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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:23pm

    whatever, condoms are cheap. and apparently, so are you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:23pm

    Wow. Those things don't expire for like ten years. And they're very cheap, it's not like losing on would be the end of the world. But there's no need for the word "cunt". Really.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:22pm

    You can't believe it, but I can.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:31pm

    329, if i ever met you, id fuck you up man... youre just a douche, thats why

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:27pm

    why would you even use a condom that is close to expiration anyway?! I cant wait til your next post says," I missed my period because we used a condom circa 1999"

  • 85 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:32pm

    You just wanted to have sex. You didn't fall for anything. Own up to your sexual appetite!

  • 75 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 6:01am

    ^ Wow, I'm dyslexic.

  • 81 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:14pm

    3:29, the fact that you've called girls worse than "cunt" is enough to discredit whatever you say. And 4:08 has it just right. Don't be ashamed of your horniness, girls! We want it just as bad as guys, no need to be shamed.

  • 75 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:51am

    The condom was not going to expire people. The guy just said that to get into the OP's pants asap. And it worked

  • 78 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:09pm

    The bigger picture here ppl is that OP is bragging on his/her stupidity instead of admiting a healthy sexual appetite Such a shame

  • 73 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:26pm

    What guy thinks an almost-expired condom is attractive to any potential sex partner? I'd either think it was a lame line, or it's sat around so long because the guy is a loser in and/or out of the bed.

  • 79 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:33pm

    I don't mind "cunt." It sounds harsh and powerful. Much better than "pussy," now synonymous with wimpy.

  • 77 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:46pm

    I'm glad you used a condom, because you sound like a fucking retard and I don't think you should ever breed.

  • 67 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 8:17pm

    I'm now ashamed to live in the 732

  • 62 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:25pm

    Why do ppl get so pissed at other ppl on here? Do you hate your life that much?

  • 67 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:54pm

    you are dumber than the girl i know who believes in a 30 foot penis, i know this from experience.

  • 73 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:23pm

    ...I might have to try this...

  • 71 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:05pm

    3:54 you're so negative... Go fuck yourself.

  • 67 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 3:12am

    ...Cunt is a glorious thing!

  • 66 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:49pm

    dum de de dum dum dummmm!

  • 69 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:33pm

    3:29 - you are nothing

  • 71 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 6:16pm

    Baha that's awesome.

  • 62 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:31pm

    Omfg that is awesome

  • 63 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:58pm

    <(||) it's a penguin

  • 66 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:35pm

    OP - you didn't 'fall' for anything. You wanted to have sex, so you did. I bet he doesn't call.

  • 66 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:40pm

    How about the fact that she fell for the fact that he said his condom was about to expire, but it really wasn't? Did anyone think of THAT one?

  • 62 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:54pm

    I'm soo using that one. T-G

  • 68 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:36am

    This was probably an underage girl at a bar/club. God I love places that let the underage females in. It's so easy

  • 66 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 12:54pm

    I hope she got the daylights fucked out of that fucking pussy! I hope the lucky guy had a dick like a baseball bat

  • 63 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 7:06pm

    6:49 I've been called worse by better

  • 68 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:58pm

    Why bother with an excuse as to why you fucked him! Hell, you know you wanted it! At least we know you were safe about it! You're not a whore like most are saying just horny! Admit it! You would have fucked him anyway condom or not! Us ladies want a nice hard fuck now and then too ( like every single day)

  • 64 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:15pm

    I LOVE DICK and I'm not ashamed of getting my pussy pounded

  • 59 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 6:49pm

    6:32 that's fucked up. Normal thinking thinking? You weren't thinking - now you're the cunt.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:53pm

    And what do you think is worse then cunt?

  • 65 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 12:16am

    Wow, the girl who fell for this is a shame to the species. Consider her woman card revoked.

  • 62 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 7:09pm

    I'm happy for you, 7:06. That's probably as good as it's going to get for you and your pathetic life. 6:49

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 3:12am

    So, he's a notoriously bad lay that he has an expired condom, and he's too cheap to just buy another box... what a fucktard. Both of you.

  • 69 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 6:09pm

    yah 5:58 is right! we all want a nice hard fuck...

  • 60 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:33pm

    If condoms don't expire for 5-6 years, and he still had one, that must mean he never gets laid. Which means he probably didn't last long, which is bad. Or he wacks off to porn everyday, which makes him just a creeper. So double stupidity on your part.

  • 57 67
    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on May 21, 10 at 9:40pm

    3:23, ahahahaha your comment made me laugh

  • 55 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:24pm

    Oh look I just found a condom that is about to expire as well ...

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:14pm

    He must never get laid

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:29pm

    Why is CUNT the worst word to call a girl? It's soft; I've called girls way worse. Cunt is nothing

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 1:16pm

    Jersey shoreeee! (don't hate i'm from jersey too)

  • 59 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 2:03am

    Now the real question is why you slept with a guy whose pickup line amounted to "I haven't had sex in several years".

  • 59 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 9:05pm

    You dumb cunt. You deserve herpes!

  • 66 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 6:32pm

    C an't U nderstand N ormal thinking T hinking

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 7:48pm

    ANYTHING is worse than "cunt."

  • 54 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 10:22pm

    I feel as though your low self esteem must be splendiforous. -Junebug

  • 58 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:22pm

    4:15 whts your number

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 3:21am

    You're the vanguard of the low class whores.

  • 58 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 8:19pm

    the fact that everyone is labelled anonymous makes it sound like one person flaming himself. which isnt far off. and kids, if ANY of you believe ANY of these are both real life situations and /or not said just for the sake of being funny, thats just sad.

  • 56 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 7:14pm

    **united** iPhones :-)

  • 52 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 6:18pm

    NO THATS SO FREAKIN FUNNY! LMAO!!!!!

  • 55 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:42pm

    I've got about 10 that are getting ready to expire. Any takers?

  • 57 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:54pm

    you're not supposed to use condoms within six months of their expiration date because their effectiveness drops DRASTICALLY. and you'll notice if you go buy some new condoms, they don't expire for about 5-6 years. so he had a five year old condom...? gross.

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 1:26am

    Lol score! Greatest pick up line ever!!!!

  • 55 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 2:24pm

    Slut just needed a legit sounding excuse to fuck

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 7:14pm

    Children please Let's stick to the subject at hand The OP who is tryn to play stupid about fucking some guy when in fact he/she should b reveling in the sexual freedom that belongs to us all So let's b a unites front in blasting the OP Shall we?

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:12am

    hahah this would be from the 732 toms river im sure

  • 57 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 6:10pm

    y doesnt any1 wanna tlk?!

  • 48 70
    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on May 21, 10 at 9:42pm

    the "whatever, condoms are cheap..." one..

  • 53 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:47pm

    hello? any1 wanna tlk?

  • 50 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 10:48pm

    Shoulda fucked her in her juicy wet asshole.

  • 49 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 9:19pm

    She's dumb, but I'm still gonna try this one out

  • 53 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 8:41pm

    Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11

  • 53 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 6:00am

    6:53, FML I can't do it..

  • 48 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 9:12am

    The intelligent ppl on here already knew that Catch up

  • 53 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:35pm

    a cunt is the life support system for a pussy.

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:29pm

    732 that's my area! If you went to High School North your a whore!

  • 52 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 6:21pm

    y'all need 2 geta life.

  • 47 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:33pm

    four four oh five three two one two two five

  • 52 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:39pm

    i bet you have his illigitimet child next year too, good like finding him to pay child support... enjoy being a broke bitch who cant get dicked ever again

  • 45 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 5:11pm

    any1 want some? im up 4 it!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:22pm

    And that is why you are a dumb Jersey cunt

  • 43 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 7:07pm

    Just like all the other dumb whores

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:22pm

    FIIIIRRSTTT!!' yes I did it!! Fuck YES IM FIIRRSST!!!