Wow. Those things don't expire for like ten years. And they're very cheap, it's not like losing on would be the end of the world.
But there's no need for the word "cunt". Really.
If condoms don't expire for 5-6 years, and he still had one, that must mean he never gets laid. Which means he probably didn't last long, which is bad. Or he wacks off to porn everyday, which makes him just a creeper. So double stupidity on your part.
3:29, the fact that you've called girls worse than "cunt" is enough to discredit whatever you say.
And 4:08 has it just right. Don't be ashamed of your horniness, girls! We want it just as bad as guys, no need to be shamed.
you're not supposed to use condoms within six months of their expiration date because their effectiveness drops DRASTICALLY. and you'll notice if you go buy some new condoms, they don't expire for about 5-6 years. so he had a five year old condom...? gross.
What guy thinks an almost-expired condom is attractive to any potential sex partner? I'd either think it was a lame line, or it's sat around so long because the guy is a loser in and/or out of the bed.
why would you even use a condom that is close to expiration anyway?! I cant wait til your next post says," I missed my period because we used a condom circa 1999"
Why bother with an excuse as to why you fucked him! Hell, you know you wanted it! At least we know you were safe about it! You're not a whore like most are saying just horny! Admit it! You would have fucked him anyway condom or not! Us ladies want a nice hard fuck now and then too ( like every single day)
the fact that everyone is labelled anonymous makes it sound like one person flaming himself. which isnt far off.
and kids, if ANY of you believe ANY of these are both real life situations and /or not said just for the sake of being funny, thats just sad.
Children please
Let's stick to the subject at hand
The OP who is tryn to play stupid about fucking some guy when in fact he/she should b reveling in the sexual freedom that belongs to us all
So let's b a unites front in blasting the OP
Shall we?
i bet you have his illigitimet child next year too, good like finding him to pay child support... enjoy being a broke bitch who cant get dicked ever again
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