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  • 64 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:58pm

    glad to know that md admits to having morons. some states are too douche bagish to even admit it, and then they pull that state pride shit out like they're something special. THIS IS AMERCA. GET WITH IT BITCHES. use tasers on fat people.

  • 60 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:29pm

    i just imaging the guy like "DONT TAZE ME BRO! oh shit, thats me"

  • 63 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 1:17am

    this is probably the funniest thing i have ever heard of, and dont defend the criminals people, they should be glad it was a taser and not a bullet, thats why you are supposed to listen to what a cop tells you and dont try to steal his stuff....

  • 52 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:59pm

    I guess non of you heard what happened in Vancouver BC Canada @ the airport, there was a death by tazer there and the mad dies there by having a heart attack. the cop could lose is job if he doesn't call an ambulance

  • 54 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:46am

    God I hope this ends up on youtube...

  • 54 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:27pm

    Anyone dumb enough to take a taser from a cop and shoot themselves with it kinda deserves to die. Just saying.

  • 55 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:43am

    I love MD I think more cops should leave tasers laying around.

  • 56 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:42pm

    niggas aren't the smartest creatures...

  • 54 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:43pm

    woah 2:24. way to ruin the jolly mood, debbie downer.

  • 52 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:24pm

    hey 11:17 you do realize that some dude died up in Canada because he was tasered, right?

  • 57 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:17am

    I don't even think you need to call an ambo for a taser -- just get the guy a cold beer -- unless you're the guy that came into my hospital a few months ago with a taser suck in his cock. Yes it was STUCK there tazing him over and over

  • 53 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:34am

    People who play with other people's toys deserve everything they get.

  • 51 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:31pm

    lmao. that's maryland for ya.

  • 52 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 6:34pm

    11:17 is a fucking moron. a taser has enough juice for 2-3 quick pulses. they absolutely do NOT fire continuously, it's one quick zap and you're fucking on the floor in a puddle of piss. and assuming it could somehow get stuck "on" it would be drained in under a second. the story you describe isn't even possible, plus the guy wouldn't be able to move much less drive himself to the hospital.

  • 53 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:28am

    Awesome night for the spectators, horrible night for the idiot. And 11:17, that's amazing.

  • 49 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:24pm

    This went from being funny to a CNN evening special very quickly. Loosen up people.

  • 51 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:41am

    Don't fuck with tazers.

  • 58 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:26pm

    i wish i had seen that shit

  • 55 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:00pm

    Lemme guess this was in Bmore?

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:29pm

    just got an Old school movie flash..... Youre crazy...I like you.....but youre crazy..

  • 60 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:35pm

    3:01 is full of shit

  • 48 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:01pm

    2:24-- On average, one person dies per week from being tased--that's why they call it "less-lethal," like ballistic beanbags (which have also killed people). They shouldn't have been dumbasses and gotten tased in the first place. Btw-- I would have laughed at the stupidity of that guy. I have to try not to laugh when I see people get tased at work all the time.

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 7:39pm

    that didnt happen in the hangover. what movie were you watching? Stu got straight up tased by the cop (no wires), Phil was taser-gunned in the balls, and Alan was taser-gunned in the face by the fat kid but didnt go down so the cop had to tase him more.

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:18pm

    hah let me guess, OC? lol

  • 45 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:38am

    TYPICAL. a cop WOULD do that

  • 51 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 8:46am

    Fucking brilliant! I hope there is video.

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:41pm

    Gotta love maryland...only that would happen here

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:16am

    dont mess with the cops

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:55am

    that's the ghetto part of md...big surprise a moron would that. morons don't exist in the cool rich parts of md

  • 53 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:49pm

    410 is the opposite of ghetto. im pretty sure this happened in the hangover.

  • 53 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:26am

    the cop wasn't an RCMP officer was it?

  • 41 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:13am

    The cop shouldn't call an ambulance. He needs to call the Short Bus.

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:16am

    The proverbial Simpsons HA HAAAA is appropriate for this. Awesome.

  • 49 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:41pm

    LOLL. i love maryland. the idiots make it entertaining.

  • 49 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 1:29pm

    ohhh Baltimore... i love this place

  • 58 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:17pm

    thats hilarious... sounds like a reno 911 sketch!!

  • 43 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:46pm

    11:55 - Uhh, 301 is the ghetto part of MD. Not 410.