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  • 87 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 4:56pm

    Or it could have been the meth lab in your garage

  • 72 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 1:51pm

    for some reason that my me laugh and now my office thinks im pyscho

  • 73 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 5:02pm

    4:42 I thought it was "make like a tree and leaf!" No wonder he got arrested!

  • 64 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 12:15am

    I don't think he means just a in the cop said "ur arrested" then he sent the text. I've used the word just to describe something that happened a few hours ago even If I had the chance to text or inform the person "just" after it happened.

  • 67 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 2:47pm

    EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKIN 2:01..... a good reason why i know alot of these are fakes...

  • 67 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:21pm

    fuck you posting error

  • 68 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:46pm

    My son has texted me twice when arrested... both times from a holding cell.

  • 67 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 11:29pm

    3:27 is wrong. I've seen whites be arrested for being uncooperative.

  • 76 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 3:22pm

    some times when you get arrested and they place you in a holding cell before they search you and take your property, hence the ability to use your phone. I have done it a few times before as well.

  • 60 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:02am

    When i hear that i never move, but my friend "tequila" always starts running

  • 59 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 4:35pm

    how can you text after you just got arrested? I call BS

  • 70 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 9:30pm

    sometimes if you're not a dick the guys at the jail will let you "get a number out of your cell" to call someone to post bond... coulda sent the text then

  • 64 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 2:01pm

    How does one text after JUST being arrested?

  • 59 69
    Submitted by BertaBeth on Sep 18, 10 at 5:54am

    Hahahaha!!

  • 64 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 5:27pm

    I've been arrested and only got my fingerprints taken and was given a citation. You don't necessarily get taken down to the station when you get arrested depending on what it's for.

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 4:31pm

    nobody move, nobody get hurt!

  • 65 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 3:27pm

    Clearly the OP has to be ethnic, since white people never get arrested for being "uncooperative" with the police.

    • 63 60
      Submitted by GoodGirl on Jun 1, 10 at 5:01am

      have you ever seen COPS?

  • 65 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 2:44pm

    i wondered that as well

  • 63 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 4:42pm

    Okay first of all, haters, he probably texted after he was let out of jail. If I was just walking out of a holding cell I'd call that "just got arrested." Secondly, I LOVE THIS TEXT. At least he realizes his mistake unlike most people who are like "OMG COPS SUCK." No dipshits, don't move means make like a tree and don't move.

  • 57 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 1:51pm

    well there is a sort of clue in there isn't there?

  • 54 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 3:20pm

    Its not like he robbed a fuckin bank guys, Im sure he could get out a text, or maybe he did it after they let him go.