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(253): View more from Washington

For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.

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(219): View more from Indiana

Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.

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(208): View more from Idaho

this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"

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(989): View more from Michigan

no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".

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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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(770): View more from Georgia

I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.

(404): View more from Georgia

you should get a family discount.

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(905): View more from Ontario

I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.

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(360): View more from Washington

I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...

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(718): View more from New York

Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!

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