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  • 82 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 2:14pm

    I'm surprised no one has mentioned the book. I loved that book when I was little =)

  • 82 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 5:14pm

    Yep:)

  • 82 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 1:23pm

    ASSHOLES

  • 83 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 4:00pm

    ...he's gonna want a glass of milk. Classic.

  • 71 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:19pm

    11:41 turn the power down on it and let yourself twitch. That means u r about to orgasm! I don't take it in the butt. There's a lot of us who don't. Why don't YOU take it up the ass!?

  • 67 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:24pm

    @ 11:41- seek professional help..medical and psychiatric...you obviously need it you dim whit.

  • 70 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:27am

    You were fucking around with a mouse?

  • 64 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:59pm

    agreed, leave her alone

  • 74 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:25pm

    @11:41- you are officially a dumb ass!! It's called an orgasm you dim whit!

  • 69 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:39am

    11:27 either u r joking or ur an idiot

  • 71 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:50am

    This is 11:27. You honestly tookthat seriously? Lol. And as for 11:41, take it out of your butthole. It works better around the crotch region.

  • 66 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:05pm

    Because your butthole is getting angry because it's not getting any action and it's causing you to twitch.

  • 67 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 6:58pm

    @12:05 you win at life.

  • 71 74
    Submitted by fucktheworld on Jan 12, 10 at 4:37pm

    are you shitting me 11:41? if you dont know what an orgasm is why the hell are you using a vibrator? what did you do, decide to pick it up and put it in your crotch to see what would happen?

  • 66 68
    Submitted by surfncwby12 on Jan 13, 10 at 2:03am

    more like when you give a moose a muffin....

  • 62 62
    Submitted by missescarlorossi on Jan 13, 10 at 1:15am

    ummm i might have been this mouse

  • 59 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 9:51pm

    9:25 That's not "quite a few men." That's called "Ive been around the block a lot."

  • 67 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:08pm

    For a sec there I thought mouse shouldve been moose. Mustve been a big fucking mouse to mount you and eat your face

  • 67 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:41am

    K so I have a serious question, when I use a vibrator I like twitch and my whole body gets this weird feeling. why?

    • 74 63
      Submitted by Th1nkF1rst on Jan 12, 10 at 9:56pm

      No worries, it's just Empathetic Epilepsy brought on by the Harmonic Cyclic Vibrations of a Cheaply Made Non-UL-Approved Sex Toy! Permanent Neurological Damage only happens after the Second or Third Usage and only results in Irreversible Vaginal Atrophy and Permanent Loss of all Bowel Control.

  • 69 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:54am

    11:41, it's 2010. If you don't take it in the butt you're behind in the times.

  • 56 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 10:02pm

    Funny!

  • 61 72
    Submitted by DarkFox8060 on Jan 12, 10 at 11:51am

    11:41 Because you touch yourself at night. Wait...

  • 60 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:59pm

    you all have way too much time on your hands. leave the poor girl alone.

  • 59 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:57am

    that was 11:41... PS.

  • 57 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:57am

    It's better in the crotch but WHY do I twitch?!??!?

  • 47 54
    Submitted by megatron28 on Jun 4, 10 at 2:31am

    When you give a pig a pancake?

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 4:17pm

    12:08 - in that case it would be "if you give a moose a cupcake"

  • 63 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:52am

    11:41 here ..... I don't put it in my butt

  • 58 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:27am

    Second

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 6:20pm

    Gotta love fat, lonely chicks.

  • 54 72
    Submitted by Anonimous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:41am

    first!

  • 46 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 2:36pm

    9:56 love how you just made up shit. were you really that bored? go get laid

  • 52 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 9:25pm

    11:41 here. I was wondering, how many people have you had sex with? Because I had sex with quite a few men (50) and now people call me a slut. Please help

    • 69 79
      Submitted by Th1nkF1rst on Jan 12, 10 at 9:49pm

      Well, the best way to stop being called a Slut is to Charge For Sex and be called a Prostitute!

  • 55 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:02am

    No one mentioned how great this text is...way to relate to childhood memories!

  • 59 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 7:53pm

    Hahahahhahahah. "my vibrator makes me twitch," you sound like Meg off family guy

  • 49 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 1:15pm

    whoops!

  • 50 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:13am

    First

  • 51 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 1:17am

    More so "when you give a moose a muffin"