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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 5:06pm

    You should have immediately French kissed the Jesus freak who asked you that question, regardless of gender. They would have been so aroused and excited they would have gone back to their Jesus freak room, thrown out all their Jesus freak shit, replaced it with online porn and sought you out to thank you. Trust me on this one.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 5:31pm

    amen 522. jesus, have some fun. just because people like sex does not mean their a whore. lighten up and get your dick wet. -love a female

  • 96 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 5:00pm

    Freak out the Jesus freaks!! I love it!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 4:50pm

    I'm gonna cover my dick in pancake batter and shove it in a waffle iron.

  • 84 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 5:22pm

    I think 4:52 needs to get laid

  • 84 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 6:22am

    Man why is everyone hatin on Jesus? If a mailman fucked up a letter you were supposed to get, you wouldn't be mad at the sender would you? I think you kinda overreacted bro but hey it's your choice. I'm a Christian and a virgin by choice, but I bet it'd not every day you hear a Christian say fuck. Dont group us all togeter not all of us are like that

  • 72 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:13pm

    Gotta love the 847 !!!

  • 74 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 9:42pm

    religion sucks dick. in general

  • 80 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 5:06pm

    I say more power to you. And if you believe in moral fiber why are you on this website? Like really explain me that.

  • 75 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:23pm

    Last year, there were more children molested by priests than by child predators.

  • 69 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:11pm

    I'm waiting til marriage. ;]

  • 80 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:58pm

    jesus was just a heritic who preached hope to the hopeless in a dark time. Then he died and had elaborately embelished stories written about him and his life....

  • 77 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:22pm

    The faith over facts crowd is gunna be so dissapointed when they die lol.

  • 71 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:46pm

    Ur goin to hell too?

  • 71 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 5:03pm

    this just got 'tiny dancer' by elton john stuck in my head

  • 69 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:48am

    You should have told them to ask the little boy in your basement.

  • 75 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 5:31pm

    I think 5:31 just failed at life. That's why you dont get any

  • 69 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:32am

    Sex, unlike God, is real and actually helps people. Just saying. -Cpt. Obvious

  • 64 61
    Submitted by anu on Jan 18, 10 at 12:26am

    Hero

  • 65 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:45pm

    I believe in God, but, I also love sex...does this make me a bad person? :-/

  • 61 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 11:36am

    I would have done the same. Good work

  • 69 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:22pm

    do you godly people on here not read any of these texts on the website? the vast majority are "disrespectful"/inappropriate/disgusting/effing hilarious. get used to it.

  • 77 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:32pm

    See there's the problem. Jesus freaks try to get our younger element when they don't know what the hell they want. Jesus freaks should be ashamed...

  • 72 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:03pm

    I love messing with Jesus people like that.

  • 78 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 4:51pm

    suck a bag of dicks 450

  • 64 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 5:49pm

    i think i need to get laid... and the second 5:31. cuz they didn't fail

  • 59 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 9:59pm

    Yesssss!!!

  • 62 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:33pm

    11:18 you sound so fucking stupid.

  • 67 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:37pm

    haha, 6:33 needs to get laid.

  • 71 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:36pm

    U gotta test drivevit before u buy it. U wouldn't buy a car without a nice long test drive

  • 62 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 11:23pm

    Ur a bunch of clitoris sucking dick munchers

  • 71 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:59pm

    Jesus loves whores!!

  • 65 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:26pm

    Jesus people asked me if I agreed with premarital sex and I pointed out to random kids in the park and sed their mine lol I was like 15 so she was so shockedd!!

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 7:54am

    This def happened on an MSU campus lol

  • 62 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 1:34am

    In Soviet Russia there are no Jesus people. If there were they would have pre-marital sex with you!

  • 56 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 1:40am

    559....I'll be the lucky guy

  • 60 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 5:42am

    If you believe in Jesus, then who gave you a dick anyway?

  • 66 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 1:24am

    I'm not a super Jesus freak and I've gotten laid before. I beleive in god but hate these people that force it on others. They give a bad name to the people who give people a choice.

  • 66 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:49pm

    Jesus never got laid

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 12:11am

    622.... Have you ever seen the exorcist? I bet you masturbate like that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:33pm

    The devils greatest achievement was making people believe he is not real, it's not to late for u guys...

  • 66 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:18pm

    I don't belive in god, so i poke fun at him, just like I do all other primitive religions like Christianity, judiisam ect. Except budists cuz they are the only religion that is trully peacefull and you gotta respect that.

  • 65 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:40pm

    Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11

  • 57 73
    Submitted by kayt_69 on Jul 13, 10 at 3:59am

    Omfg, hahaahhhh.\nYes <3

  • 58 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 2:53am

    I did this before I left Baylor three years ago. So rewarding.

  • 56 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 7:11pm

    and whores love jesus

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:39pm

    I agree 6:19. I hate that. We aren't all asses. Some of us live normal lives and believe in god and try to live our lives the best way. A lot of Christians judge people and I'm sorry for them ruining religion for l you who hate religious people.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:59pm

    You're all idiots you have no respect for God. Even if you don't believe you don't need to be disrespectful.

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 1:45pm

    That's hot! Pop that pu$$y ;)

  • 55 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:50am

    TFLN is a great barometer for the level of our countries idiocracy. You read and a can only cone to one conclusion; We're fucked.

  • 58 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:12pm

    No 1 cares just keep on masterbating. That's all that maters....masterbating

  • 62 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:12pm

    Hahaha this is hilarious. If you don't believe in god you're not too worried about disrespecting him. It's just so much fun sometimes messing with the super Christian people

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 7:30pm

    im christian and even i think that this is funny. i dont like when people force things on you,especially religion so0o =] you did the right thing. besides...its not like you lied anyway

  • 58 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:43pm

    11:32- loose asshole = less constipation Obviously you haven't gotten the dick out of your ass so you can take a decent crap. Jealous much?

  • 61 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:33pm

    Love it!!! Take that Jesus ppl!

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 3:14am

    God created sex. It's sad that the world turned this wonderful gift to lust. Don't you think that it's funny that we Christians are much happier than ppl who do whatever they want. It's alright, they'll get it one day. Hopefully sooner than later.

  • 53 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:01am

    It's funny how many people are assuming this is a girl.

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 7:25pm

    I just tell them about how I love sucking dick.. but I'm a guy so YMMV.

  • 51 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:55pm

    Yeah, people who believe differently than me suck! I'm a rebel! College life rocks! Take that world!

  • 63 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:33pm

    My name is Brother Micah, and you're a dirty masturbator that's going to hell. See ya there!

  • 47 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 4:02am

    There's an app for that

  • 54 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 3:50am

    Dear bible thumpers. Your weak people. Shut upbq will all your imaginary friend bull shit

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:53pm

    you must go to notre dame haha

  • 53 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:33pm

    11:12 if only you knew how to spell what you're prob so good at cause you don't get real pussy.

  • 54 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:58pm

    Loser Jesus doesn't have time for losers sure it wasn't satan.?.

  • 54 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 5:25pm

    "I, Jesus Christ, am a bunch of made up bullshit designed by parents to keep my kids from having sex, swearing, and drinking. I suck massive dick." From the book of Logic

  • 50 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 8:45pm

    christians are confused followers

  • 58 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:21pm

    Idiots and blasphemous heathens. js

  • 48 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 4:07pm

    you are absolutely amazing.

  • 49 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:11pm

    WELLS HALL MSU!!!!!!!

  • 56 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 5:31pm

    I think 5:30 needs to get laid

  • 52 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:21am

    if you ever feel like exploiting religious radicals, wells hall is the place to be. monday thru friday, ALL day long. they just love this stuff.

  • 57 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:25am

    Guys, you've got it all wrong... -JHC

  • 52 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:40pm

    11:32, ok apparently I need to specify that I'm a lesbian. But why should you care about the health and state of my anus anyway? You're too kind :) -11:27

  • 54 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:02pm

    Now if you could use the correct form of "vain," youd sound a lot better.

  • 57 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:37pm

    anyways, that was my little speech haha. im not trying to force christianity on anyone! but if you want to learn more, just ask :)

  • 53 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:19pm

    Agreed. Gotta love the 847! That's where I'm at and Jesus people attack me to. Reading this I have some ammo. Why the hell do religous fanatics have to try to convert? Because of awesome responses like that of 847, and the joy that such responses give to us 'sacreligous folk'!!! Haha

  • 58 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:08pm

    This stopped being funny a while back. Now it's just trolling

  • 48 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:55pm

    Hey never say jesus in vein!!!

  • 49 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:47pm

    please tell me you at on campus at SIU. B/C i told 'em i was Catholic today and they looked at me like i was the devil.

  • 57 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:01pm

    Have fun in hell 5:31!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 5:35pm

    haha I said that one time, then one of the kids pulled out a bible and started reading verses to me.... i tried to leave, but he followed me to my dorm... it was fucking messed up

  • 54 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:02pm

    you guys are all funny as fuck!!! whack it iys easier

  • 45 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:45am

    this kids a fucking reject. Never happened.

  • 46 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:07pm

    Fuck you religious assholes

  • 45 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 2:29pm

    yummm, dick munching... 8===========D O :

  • 40 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 7:15pm

    oh weird they were on my campus today too

  • 44 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:02pm

    5:51 ur going to hell... Have fun...

  • 4 15
    Submitted by sophia3394 on Sep 1, 13 at 1:11am

    Trolling is fun, huh?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 4:52pm

    That's because you're a whore with no self-esteem or career prospects. Probably the girl who sucks the stripper's cock on a girls night out.