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(510): View more from California

On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.

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(613): View more from Ontario

The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.

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(480): View more from Arizona

He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.

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Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?

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(216): View more from Ohio

i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"

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(312): View more from Illinois

i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole

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(540): View more from Virginia

i really wish james franco would like my vagina

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(972): View more from Texas

Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?

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Ya, why?

(972): View more from Texas

We should try that some time.

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