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  • 75 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 3:10pm

    haha i take ambien every night and the only time i've puked is when i ate spaghetti!

  • 84 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 2:38pm

    hahaha! this is hilarous. ambiens the shit, i tripped too when i took it

  • 70 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 2:44pm

    this is a really fucking long text.

  • 69 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:59pm

    The OP should lobby for Ambien. You make it sound oh so enticing.

  • 67 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 2:51pm

    Lmao this reminds me of when I took ambien and mowed the lawn. I can't remember much, but I know a town and midgets were involved. I finished around 3 pm and went inside and passed out till 8. Good times haha.

  • 74 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 12:38am

    I took Ambien and somehow ended up in a MySpace chat room thinking that the letters were little animals trapped in a cave and the only way to save them was to type more and move them up and off the screen. I also spoke with Russian people in my closet while petting a t-shirt on my bed.

  • 68 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 2:19am

    k long texts can be sent 12:05...verizon you can send wicked long messages to other verizon people. don't criticize til you learn the facts.

  • 67 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 3:08pm

    think I might have to try some Ambien!

  • 58 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 11:07pm

    i was at work while reading this & looked like an idiot wen im laughing loudd

  • 65 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 2:44am

    I was rx'ed to Ambien. It really gave me trips when I didn't immediately fall asleep. I thought animals were stalking me in my bedroom. Needless to stay, I quit taking that shit. Now, I'm just awake till all sorts of the morning with my insomnia. But this text is true. It can fuck you up.....

  • 65 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 10:58pm

    haha I'm laughing so hard this is an awesome story.

  • 70 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 12:05am

    this text could not have actually been sent. too long.

  • 64 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:10pm

    2:44..same with me i had to stop taking it and now i dont sleep everrr.

  • 61 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 12:19pm

    Maybe it doesn't affect you that way, 2:05, but it can definitely do this to people. I've never taken it, but my aunt had to for a while and my family still makes fun of her for the depravities she'd be spouting while on it.

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:43am

    on any iphhone you can send a text of any length. I've sent longer ones than this. stop calling bulkshit on texts because you're jealous you didn't send them.

  • 67 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 12:16am

    Thats what ambien does!!! One time I thought my toilet had little elves living in it and i cleaned it with a toothbrush for 3 hrs while my friends sat in the living room and laughed about it.

  • 43 49
    Submitted by trubieco661 on Mar 7, 11 at 5:25am

    Haha

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 2:19am

    try taking ambien so it hits you while ur having sex, its fucking awesome

  • 60 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 11:47pm

    hmmm time to get me some ambien.

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:26pm

    im dirk diggaler when i bone my ol lady while high on ambien, honestly she cant get enough:) :O

  • 53 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 10:04pm

    i took it and was sitting on the couch with my parents and was talking to the stuffed deer heads on the wall and an imaginary coyote. and instead of my parents being concerned about my mental health. they couldnt stop laughing. never wanted to take ambien again in my life after having to keep the coyote off the deer........

  • 65 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 6:50pm

    haha this made my day, i love ambien. i actually took it last night and was tripping out.

  • 54 75
    Submitted by alyssaanneee on Mar 2, 10 at 12:13am

    Totally happens. My doctor gave it to me to keep my mind of labor contractions and i see shit everytime i take one

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 2:30am

    Nope, I have friends who hallucinate on Ambien. I don't, but it does cause me to eat or clean in a half-awake daze.

  • 53 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 2:04pm

    This text = Insta-Win.

  • 52 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:25am

    Longest.Text.Everrr.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 6:35pm

    Omg. The last time I took Ambien, I thought my room was filled with a swaying field of flowers and that the ceiling fan was controlling their motion.

  • 52 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 2:05am

    I call total bullshit. Ambien DOES NOT cause you to trip balls. At the VERY most it will give you very realistic and fucked up dreams. And the shits.

  • 49 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 3:16pm

    Man, I take ambien too, and it only makes me sleep for an hour...lame....

  • 50 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 7:54pm

    THIS SHIT IS SP TRUE!! one time i really really wanted to go to sleep so i took two...but then a show i liked came on and i faught the sleep....so i look over to my closet and my jackets are fighting eachother!! and the blankets in there were cheering them onn and m belts were slithering arouund like snakes! i was buggin!! lol then my bed started tilting foward and i got scared and went to sleep!

  • 48 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:26pm

    this was the dumbest thing I ever read... it is also a blatant lie... Are you 10 and texting on your track phone... loser

  • 47 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 9:24pm

    3:16 they make an extended release version, "Ambien CR" but I don't think it would be as good for tripping, although you can get higher doeses

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 1:11am

    12:05 I assure you, you can. I could write novels with the EnV.