2:51, sorry people are disagreeing with you for pointing out that we're not all the same person. i came out to a female friend who was blatantly hitting on me all night, and she sputtered, "b-but your HAIR!" and then she and her friends laughed at me all night. sorry we're not all flamers.
haha, fine then, burn me in the oven.
BUT THEN WHO'S GONNA BE THE ONE TO CONVINCE THE LADIES TO FUCK YOU, EH?!
you hetero's will fail to procreate, and I'll be oh-so-crisp.
I love you, can we be besties? Your the coolest people I have ever heard of. Me and my best friend are going to learn that song, we should do it together.
To 1:00am and any of you who keep telling the gays to have sex with woman... Don't you realize there would be less single woman for you to have? Or are you willing to share the girls you mess around with? Just asking!!
12:47-- Dicks and vaginas fit together Perfectly! But so do dicks and assholes! And vaginas and most squash.... Which i'm SURE you've already discovered! Just thought i'd point it out
--xoxo, Bitch!
and to all you who think that nothing on this site should be taken seriously: dont talk about stuff as serious as the holocaust and maybe we wouldn't?
love,
straight white christian female ;)
i LAVH prick, but unless i told you, you would have no idea... its great to be out, but its annoying to be flaming. oh... and all of you homophobic redneck sister-screwin A$$H0LES... i obviously dont want YOUR nasty junk. so calm down and go back to bed with your cousin, i promise i wont hit on you. (lord knows it would be AWFUL if you popped a bone in front of your hick a$$ friends!!) \n\nKISSES!!!
7:23, we don't need you to get girls we didn't start getting pussy cause of you we get pussy cause of our dicks, and no I will NOT stick it up your ass hahahahaha dumbass your not the reason all guys get girls, girls have friends that are girls they take better advice from them
10:40 why do you think god made vaginas and dicks? Do they just coincidentally fit together? Uh no. Your dick up some guys ass was a fuck up you gays did all on your own no need to blame God
-xoxo
Wow. Last time I make a joke to someone about anything. Grow up, assholes. If you're taking ANYTHING on THIS site seriously, you all need to get off the website, because you have no idea what it's about. (:
You don't have to be religious to be sickened by mincing men kissing and holding hands in public. Two homo's being intimate is sick shit I don't want to see.
The whole point of sex is to procreate to ensure the human race continues. Sex between people that are the same gender doesn't allow for procreation; therefore it isn't following the "natural" purpose of sex. The end.
You're an awesome person. Really. Wishing a lot of people death and disregarding 11 million people's deaths as something funny which should be repeated. You soooo deserve to go to heaven more than I do. Because I'm g-a-y.
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