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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:42pm

    Plethora would have been a better word to use there.

    • 58 63
      Submitted by NakedFlower on Feb 3, 10 at 10:21pm

      Plethora is SO not a sexy word. Menagerie sounds like Ménage à trois.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:16pm

    Big words are sexy

  • Submitted by greenbumho on Feb 1, 10 at 11:10pm

    Damn I love smart chicks.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:34pm

    A copious supply of condoms is always a good thing.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 5:41am

    Yeah I wouldn't use menagerie in reference to condoms since menagerie is basically a fancy word for zoo. Perhaps you meant myriad?

  • 73 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 3:14am

    So condoms are living creature????

  • 82 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:39pm

    Using a higher vocabulary usually means they're smart. And remember, you can fix ugly or unattractive, but you can't fix stupid!

    • 42 71
      Submitted by anonymousme on Feb 1, 10 at 11:04pm

      yeah, true. except through extensive studying I suppose. Way to go.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 11:51pm

    I mean just because they said menagerie doesn't mean there were a lot, so plethora isn't a better word cause it has nothing to do with variety, just quantity.

  • 67 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 11:08pm

    Me tooooo 10:34 I loved Jeff...

  • 72 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:09pm

    Maybe it was a metaphor you guys. Chill.

  • 81 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:34pm

    Does anyone else miss Jeff?

    • 53 58
      Submitted by greenbumho on Feb 1, 10 at 11:11pm

      whos Jeff?

      • 61 71
        Submitted by Herschel on Feb 2, 10 at 2:36am

        He used to comment around these parts. Generally sensible and funny, too.

  • 72 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 11:16pm

    I miss Joe, not Jeff.

  • 68 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 3:34am

    SAT=sexual anal test

  • 72 73
    Submitted by Anonymous122 on Feb 1, 10 at 10:36pm

    in soviet russia, condoms leave you on desk

  • 64 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:41pm

    Any Jeffs you see now are frauds...like 5:37 -Jeff

  • 61 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:03pm

    This is probably my favorite ever. Menagerie is used right. Words often have more than one meaning.

  • 57 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:39am

    8:58- so true. Hahaha

  • 54 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:51am

    Maybe there is a menagerie in his butt!

  • 59 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 8:54am

    How nice....

  • 78 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:51pm

    Incorrect use of an SAT word, dumbass

  • 60 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:17am

    Oh I get it! It's funny because the potential lover is being further encouraged to copulate with the OP because they use "big" words. -Jeff

  • 63 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:49am

    I feel like Jeff , Sven the fisherman, and soviet Russia guy are the same person

  • 64 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:51am

    whats SAT, is it short for satellite

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 2:01am

    I finger my butt

  • 63 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:50am

    whats a condom

  • 59 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:50pm

    I miss Jeff!

  • 61 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 5:36am

    1:17 aka Jeff. Hey buddy, SUCK MY FUCKING DICK!

  • 59 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:20pm

    10:16 antidisestablishmentarianism

  • 61 73
    Submitted by yeaaaah on Feb 2, 10 at 11:48am

    he didn't say "it's the CORRECT use of SAT words" so maybe he just likes multi-syllabic words... and not necessarily when they're used in the correct context. back off!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 8:58am

    Really??? There was a collection of wild or unusual animals of condoms on your desk??? Awesome!! Just because you had to read the glass menagerie for your sophomore English class doesn't mean you should try to use the word recreationally.

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    Submitted by NakedFlower on Feb 3, 10 at 10:23pm

    This lovely, smart couple gives me faith in humanity. God, I think I will marry the next man who texts me with correct grammar every time.

  • 55 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 5:37am

    Ladies and gentlemen, Jeff is back :)

  • 59 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:18am

    I feel like 10:49 has a cock up his ass

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 11:24pm

    Oooomg I miss Jeff!!! His sarcasm was brilliant. Soviet Russia is like ass-back fuck-wards yoda...JEEEEFF COOOOME BAAAACK!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:38pm

    A menagerie is a collection of live animals for study or display .. I don't get it

    • 52 60
      Submitted by tfitz747 on Feb 1, 10 at 10:54pm

      yea, this text is dumb honestly

    • 51 66
      Submitted by anonymousme on Feb 1, 10 at 11:01pm

      it could also mean a varied mixture of something, dumbass. fyl

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:49am

    Ugh. Or... 'a diverse or miscellaneous group' The text is fun, get over it.

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      Submitted by PrettyInPink on Feb 2, 10 at 10:37am

      Thank you! I don't know why people always have to try to one-up each other when they feel like their intelligence is in question. It's a funny text, so we need to relax and not judge so much.

  • 55 68
    Submitted by EmilyPost on Feb 3, 10 at 2:48am

    gross. so unsexy when people use words in the wrong context. that text would be a deal breaker for me.

  • 55 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:55am

    Cows can't walk down stairs :)

  • 51 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 2:49pm

    It might be condom balloon animals that were on their desk. Ok, they probably just don't how how to properly use the word menagerie

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 6:18pm

    Loveee <3

  • 56 74
    Submitted by mmajones on May 17, 10 at 2:11pm

    Just admit it: none of you would have complained if s/he'd said "zoo of condoms" instead.

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:00am

    Nope anything that leads to or in the realm of coitus should involve the use the "plethora"

  • 53 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:22pm

    Hell yeah that's what in saying. Get some!

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:21pm

    914! Yeah! Keep it real westchester

  • 53 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:00am

    Of "plethora"

  • 49 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 2:14am

    Agreed on plethora. Menagerie applies to animals or people.

  • 58 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:14pm

    First!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:48pm

    10:34 yes!! The soviet russia guy is so fucking annoying.