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(217): View more from Illinois

According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout

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(727): View more from Florida

You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.

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(310): View more from California

I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die

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(505): View more from New Mexico

So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?

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(586): View more from Michigan

what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.

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(586): View more from Michigan

Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.

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