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(786): View more from Florida

You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.

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(541): View more from Oregon

Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.

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(914): View more from New York

We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes

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(810): View more from Michigan

GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.

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(407): View more from Florida

This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?

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