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  • 84 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:42pm

    Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 10:31pm

    Exact quote from Family Guy, losers

  • 79 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:46am

    hahaha, pretty sure ive been that guy before

  • 80 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:03pm

    Access main program. Access main security. Access main program grid.

  • 75 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:08pm

    When busted, remaining still in the hopes they will walk away and stop looking at you is always the best course of action. Never works but still.

  • 87 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:26pm

    "She said I should ride with you, 'cause it'd be good for you" *Glares!* >.> <.<

  • 83 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:12pm

    You are a special kind of person

  • 76 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:17pm

    Was he a guy or a T-Rex?

  • 76 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:28pm

    PLEEEEAAASE!!!! GODDAMMIT, I HATE THIS HACKER CRAP!!

  • 80 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:44pm

    or just close your eyes then he will "magically" disappear, problem solved!

  • 81 94
    Submitted by Metalgasmo on Feb 1, 10 at 7:54am

    Jurassic Park reference during sex = epic.

  • 71 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:48pm

    lmfaooo @ how everyone is quoting jurassic park .. when you get caught, u just discretely get up and walk away lol ... awkwardddd lol

  • 72 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 11:19pm

    Hold on to your butts!

  • 69 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:01am

    ROFL that's funny as shit!

  • 75 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:45pm

    He left us... he left us!

  • 71 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:39pm

    Dotson! Dotson! We've got Dotson over here!

  • 69 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:20pm

    12:39 lets get married

  • 72 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:17am

    This girl is my favorite girl ever. Jurassic Park reference during risky sex? Awesome.

  • 75 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:44pm

    Actually, all the Jurassic Park quotes from 'Ian Freeze' down have been me. Best movie of all time. Clever girl...

  • 70 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:02pm

    did you think he was t-rex lol?

  • 64 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:01pm

    the chickens all have human arms

  • 73 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:01pm

    MORMONS DONT HAVE SEX... LOL... I like it!

  • 71 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:12pm

    .... if you gotta go, you gotta go

  • 71 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:07pm

    isnt that a direct quote from Jurassic Park - was the thing watching you a TREX?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 6:37pm

    @ 3:01 you know it wasn't actual sex, I'm sure they were wearing their undergarments. Utah BLOWS

  • 67 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 6:11pm

    God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys god. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man... woman inherits the earth.

  • 62 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:48am

    hahahaha...my bf and i were gonna do that, but then we saw a body in the creek behind our apt. kind of a mood killer.

  • 69 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:05pm

    lol totally done this

  • 57 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:43pm

    The lack of humility before nature that's being displayed here, uh... staggers me.

  • 61 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:12am

    stolen from family guy, not funny

  • 37 51
    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Oct 6, 11 at 10:12pm

    Yay, Jurrasic Park. xD

  • 50 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:49pm

    12:44 i do that all the time...when caught masturbating...like an etch-a-sketch...it never happend

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:41pm

    Ian?? Really? Fuck Ians.