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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Are you still free tonight?

(1-508): View more from Massachusetts

Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid

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(614): View more from Ohio

I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.

(614): View more from Ohio

I'm Batman.

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(341): View more from California

I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.

(341): View more from California

But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade

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(770): View more from Georgia

Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.

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(678): View more from Georgia

You can't date a girl from every country.

(770): View more from Georgia

I'm the captain planet of women

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(404): View more from Georgia

Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.

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(770): View more from Georgia

He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.

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(510): View more from California

Do they make liter beers?

(727): View more from Florida

They make 40s

(510): View more from California

Do they make 2 liter beers

(727): View more from Florida

They make 2 40s

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