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(404): View more from Georgia

I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before

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(469): View more from Texas

you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator

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(315): View more from New York

My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...

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(913): View more from Kansas

You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup

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A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.

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(954): View more from Florida

tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?

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Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.

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(757): View more from Virginia

Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.

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(315): View more from New York

She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...

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